LENDER: U can't escape now, I must collect my money today.
BORROWER: If I kill myself, I'll b free from u. He brought out a knife, stabbed himself & died.
LENDER smiled and said: If u think u can die wit my money, u are joking. He picked up d knife and also stabbed himself dead.
Meanwhile, a guy was watching from a distance. He laughed and said to himself, "These guys are fools, I must watch this to the end." "So he picked up the knife and killed himself too!!