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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Dad and Kid on: 11-08-2008 04:03 PM
A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you any way,
The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'
The Dad's Respond: Please, listen carefully:
Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the
bathroom of that café, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!!!! on: 11-08-2008 03:52 PM
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied
in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .....What about your son?'

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'
The three friends said: 'What a shame...what a
disappointment.'

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. !!!!!!!!
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Sex during menstral and pregnancy period. Your opinion! on: 11-08-2008 03:32 PM
i don't thing is advasible  during menstural period Undecided Grin Shocked Roll Eyes Shocked
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