WARRI STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, but hedidn't answer any question wrong!Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?A: his last battle.Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed?A: at the bottom of the page.Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid.Q4: What is the main reason for failure?A: exams.Q5: What is the main reason for divorce?A: Marriage.Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?A: Lunch & dinner.Q7: What looks like half an apple?A: the other half.Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?A: it will simply become wet.Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?A: No problem, he sleeps only at night.Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand.Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have?A: very large hands.Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how longwould it take four men to build it?A: No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floorwithout cracking it?A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey carry last!!

Enjoy d Joke.                                   A man went 2 meet his father in law 2b
and was chewing gum. The
father in law 2b now told him in a
harsh voice 'young man ur coming 2
seek 4 my daughter's hand
in marriage and ur chewing gum dats
a sign of disrespect':O . young Man-: 'sir I only chew gum
when I smoke or drink
The Old man:'u mean u smoke and
drink and ur here 2 seek 4my
daughter's hand in marriage?':/
D young man :'sir I only drink and
smoke when I go 2 club'
D old man:' u mean u club?':s.
D young man: 'am sorry sir I started
clubbing wen I came out of prison.'
D old man: 'u mean u went to prison?' :O
b4?.
D young man:'Sorry sir I went 2jail
when I killed somebody'.
D old man : 'u mean u ve
killed somebody b4?':O:O:O 
D young man: 'Sir it happened out of
Anger, it was d man I wanted 2
marry his daughter and he refused so
I killed him'
D old man: Ur highly welcome my
son, u r on d right track, ur d best and
d right man 4 my daughter