my guy u pray the wrong prayer na make you sit down near the wrong person 

every sunday rice
poor hausa men are called aboki
rich hausa men are called allaji
calabar girls are good in bed
yoruba girls are very dirty
igbo girls like money
why this mentality

there was these two friends who always do assignment together so one call the other and said i jst wasted four hours and the friend said hw 
A: it took me four hours to do my assignment
B: hw
A: 2 hrs to buy pencil from the nearby shop,one hr to sharpen the pencil, 3o mins to look for my note, then another 30 mins to choose hand writing before i said i should start NEPA jst took the light

aproko poster wetin concern you and ona wen they say aboki wen manage  reach london make ona try go weather computer nor go reject ona

mumu is that hw to say congrat u think the guy is like you dear friend marriage is nt by beauty but by charater if you re not married i will advice go and read books of marriage before you jump into it.

happy married life and a fruitful home congrat