One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot & co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane & begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle... Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right & left as he stumbles down the aisle.
The co-pilot is using a guide dog.
Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.
After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, & the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness.
They start whispering among themselves & look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, & people begin panicking.
Some passengers are praying, & as the plane gets closer & closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more & more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once.
At the very last moment, the plane lifts off & is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot:
“You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, & we aren’t going to know when to take off!”

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now you don pbmillion call am joke , nawaoo to all this new beans wey dey laff yeye laffs say dem hear joke 

poster so u mean say no be the old man dash am belle say na u!

poster you don't need a joke to make me laugh....your life itself is funny...
How is ma life funny  and how do u know my life is funny i think u read it and laught keeeeeekekekekekeke

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Old tori

Here’s this guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Then this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking.

Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“No, it’s not that. Th...is is the worst day of my life.

First, I fall asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me. When I leave the building, to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there but the cab had already driven away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I’m thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”

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