The first picture ever uploaded on the web was posted by Tim Burners Lee (inventor of the World Wide Web) on behalf of a comedy band called Les Horrible Cernettes.
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Every day millions of photos are uploaded to the Internet on countless blogs, Facebook, Flickr, Twitter, etc. But have you ever wondered what the very first image upload looked like? Well look no further, because the tech site Motherboard has done the digging for you.

In 1992, a picture of the parody band Les Horribles Cernettes, that was digitally altered in Photoshop, earned the distinction of becoming the first Web photo upload.So who are these ladies pictured in the image? The group of ladies were lab employees who worked for CERN, a research laboratory in Geneva where major discoveries have been made, including the project that started the World Wide Web, created by British computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee.

Berners-Lee was looking to test a Web system that could support photos and asked IT developer Silvano de Gennaro to provide an image. De Gennaro chose an edited image of the ladies of Les Horribles Cernettes, whose nerdy song lyrics included the words "you say you love me but you never beep me." Part of the reason the upload was so revolutionary was because the Internet was previously seen as a place for conducting serious business, not having fun.

De Gennaro, who snapped the picture of the ladies for their next CD cover, never could have imagined the place it would have in history. "I didn't know what the Web was," he said later. "When history happens, you don't know that you're in it."

July 18 marks the photo upload's 20th anniversary.
source http://spammer.blogspot.com/2013/05/see-first-photo-ever-uploaded-to.html

A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised that her private parts were missing, it is alleged....


Chipo Sibanda reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours of 29 April when she visited the toilet but could not urinate upon discovering that her honeypot had mysteriously sealed. The woman is said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her 'most sweetness spot' had mysteriously sealed.

However, My Zimbabwe has learnt that Chipo was in the habit of sleeping with married men - a claim which was confirmed by the alleged hubby-snatcher. It is reported that Chipo approached one of the women whose husband  had allegedly 'strayed' to Chipo's 'honey jar'.

A source who stays in Bulawayo's Matshobana suburb where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Mai Tawanda had previously warned Chipo to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the 'honeypotless' woman approached Mai Tawanda and begged for forgiveness.

"She didn't have a choice in this case but to approach Mai Tawanda and apologise. No one remains calm upon realising that her segxwal organ is missing. If she had not approached Mai Tawanda we could be talking about something else," said a source close to Chipo.

It is reported that Mai Tawanda first thrashed Chipo but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Mai Tawanda's sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.

"She was set free 3 hours after the beating. She made a promise to Mai Tawanda that she would never see her husband or even come near him. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back," she said.

After several attempts to get hold of Chipo, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.

"I am sorry to all women I have wronged. It wasn't my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn't piss was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn't do anything," she said.

Efforts to get a comment from the much dreaded Mai Tawanda proved futile by the time of going to press.
source http://spammer.blogspot.com/2013/05/oh-my-god-womans-honeypot-disappears.html