: DOWN GUNNERS up CHELSEA

U SAY D KOKOMASTER  IS D BEST D'BANJ i hail u

Sometimes i feel like i'm too stupid to always give my 90percent self into relationships while the girls end up leaving with flimsy excuses,was once a player but since i decided to turn a new leaf,6 relationships accumulating into about 5yrs have never worked out

to tell ourselves the truth,there is this ego thing in "male" that makes them heartless,of which i think we are hurting these ladies too much

yea and its fun..........what people tend not to understand is that.....there is an age restriction,since there is an age restriction,noody should complain about what it contains cos its for 18+ and not for below so since its for adults,the should take it as an adult stuff.........BBA is fun..........and people who enjoy it do..........i enjoy it

abeg these teeth too much,i don dey get wound for body sef,abeg go hi5 go check,we are all guilty of plagiarism........abeg no kill me o

lol

So nobody else has been here,just the two of u guys,knuckles then for u

There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only
one daughter. When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came
out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of
winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.

Immediately all the men turned back and started
wearing their shirts again. Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!".

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool.
Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and
crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as
the would-be in-law, panting.

The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man
to name anything he wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.

Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, "...show me the person wey push me inside the
swimming pool"