i traveled to one part of the planet with my dog and when we got there i didn,t see any dog in that town that my dog could play with so i ve to be petting my dog with penty of bones and dog milk till one day my dog went out and didn,t come back i now ask one of my neigbour what could ve happen to my dog and she answered me that ve i seen any dog since i came to this town i answered no then she said you ve given yourself an answered to your question.i said waoh which kind town be this abeg make i run back before them go chop me too oh
A guy ask his girl friend why she,s always perching from one guy to another and the girl answered him, why are you asking me this type of question is like you don,t want good things to come my way,the guy ask which type of good things,the girl answered him, pls oh boy is better to perch oh cos you don,t know where your luck will come from so pls allow me to be perching maybe if i perch to the white house i may jam my luck and become the white house percher.
pls you guys should help me out on this matter,one day i was in a restuarant and one man walked in and orddered for 6 raps of fufu and one pomo,then the food seller shouted oga you want kill yourself, the man said how will i kill myself u put poison for the food,?you suppose thank God say you see customer where buy up to 6 fufu and 1 pomo at once you want make i clear all the meat for your food ,?which one you go come sell for other customers abeg add 2 more fufu for me yeye woman,yesterday where i buy 9 raps of fufu and 1 roundabout i know say you ko go home dey cry for me,next time i come here na all the fufu i ko buy at once without any meat or soup you ko carry your meat and soup go eat for your house.i come ask say na who come loose ;
i was just in my house one day thinking of what to use and support myself for the day when a text came into one of my phones that i ve won 350,000 in a maltina competition,i said what type of wahala is this how yanka dey sleep trouble go wake am up,how will i win 350,000 when i didn,t play for any maltina dance or maltina street show,i just pick up one of my phones with the annoyance that was inside me and call the number they said i should call,i said mortuary department UCH Ibadan can i help you?na so i hear somebody say maka no pay oh na mortuary department we send text go oh no bi banker,s phone oh.i come laugh say God don catch you people today make una come carry 350,000 where your mama keep for my bank account for you.
A boy went to collect his waec result on his way home he was shouting na wa for waec na wa for waec,a boy ran after him and ask what waec did to him that he as been writing waec for the past 8 years now and as gotten no good result ,the boy stop crying and said ah its like ur own is even better than mine.well i,ll write for 3 more yrs oh
A married man on his way back from work visited his girl friend, after the nomal thing the man mistakingly put the girl,s pant into his pocket instead of his hankky,when he got home the wife ask him where he was coming from and the man said his car broke down on the way,look at the way that am sweating u don,t even pity me at all u are a bad wife, then he put his hand into his pocket to bring out his hankky but brought out his girl friend,s pant.the wife shouted ur car broke down eh look at u woman wraper woman wraper oooooooooooooooooo
pls ve been looking for one of my teeth for the past two weeks now as any of you help me to see it anywhere.any body that sees it will be given 1 million naira cos that teeth is very very important to me.make una fine am for me ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nobi teeth goat o.
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