| There were two little boys, 8 years
JOHN and BILL 10 years old , very
mischievous and naughty. They were
always getting into trouble and their
parents knew that, if any mischief
occurred in their town, their sons were
probably involved.
They boy's mother heard that a
clergyman in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so she asked if
he would speak with her boys. The
clergyman agreed, but asked to see
them individually. So the mother sent
her 8-year-old JOHN first, in the
morning to see the clergyman.
The clergyman, sat the younger boy
down and asked him sternly, "Where is
God?". The boy's mouth dropped open,
but he made no response, sitting there
with his mouth hanging open, wide-
eyed. So the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?" Again the boy made
no attempt to answer. So the clergyman
raised his voice even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
JOHN screamed and bolted from the
room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind
him. When his older brother BILL found
him in the closet, he asked, "What
happened?"
The younger brother JOHN, gasping for
breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time, dude. God is missing - and
they think WE did it!".
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