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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Nigerians in Heaven on: 31-10-2008 12:19 AM


The Angel Gabriel came to the lord looking very
distraught." I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in heaven who are causing serious
problems."

Gabriel described how the Nigerians swing on the
pearly gates, have spilled Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup
all over the angels' robes, and scattered Isi-ewu, cow
feet and Bokoto bones over the streets of gold. The
angel said wings are missing, the stairway
leading to heaven is littered with empty beer bottles
and many Nigerians refuse to wear halos, saying they
don't fit with their hairstyles.

The Lord said," I made them special, as I did you, my
angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you
really want to know about problems, let's call the
Devil."The Devil answered the phone," Hello? What
the...! hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the
phone and said," Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The lord replied," Tell me what kind of problems you
are having down there."The Devil said, "Wait a
minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5minutes he
returned to the phone, and said"Okay, I'm back. What
was the question?"

The Lord asked again, "What kind of problems are you
having down there? "The Devil said, "Man, I don't
belieeee .. hold on, Lord. " This time the Devil was
gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't
talk right now. These Nigerians bribed my guards to
put out the fire, and are now trying to install air
conditioning! "



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After I read am, I laugh tire so I say mek I share am to ma people! Bless
2  Forum / Sports / Re: Liverpool (1) Vs. Chelsea (0) on: 31-10-2008 12:12 AM
Any post for the Gunners givin free goals to Spurs? I felt like cryin! I couldnt sleep... Are we still gonna be 3rd this season and win something at least?
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ibo boy on: 26-10-2008 01:17 PM
wetin we do u wey u jus dey attack us like dat, ahh... easy o, but na true sha... man no suppose play wit im daily bread like dat... lol! nice one
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Full meaning of a woman on: 25-10-2008 09:32 PM
Quote from: osituga on 14-05-2008 12:47 AM
W: WEAK AND WICKED

O: ORIGINAL TROUBLE MAKER

M: MONEY DEMANDING

A: ALWAYS DEPENDING

N; NEVER GRATEFUL

Please i advice you men.....be carefull...they gonna rund you down

Only this one conclude everything! u sabi book

"W: WEAK AND WICKED

O: ORIGINAL TROUBLE MAKER"
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Why do men cheat? on: 25-10-2008 09:27 PM
Quote from: vixenx on  2-09-2008 03:51 PM
they love everything in plurals... Grin

nalie! no be only men dey love everything in plurals jo... many chics like am like dat too
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How to cheat without getting caught on: 25-10-2008 09:18 PM
Quote from: akjasper on 19-10-2008 03:36 PM
Dnt knw wht cheating is but i call it changing of oil.

lmao... I swear dis one na true  Wink
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