Keep act'n like you rep da boogy in  naijapals...
I come frome the land wey naija pass...
So if ya cant walk dat walk dont talk to much...
Keep talk'n dat shit and ill spit ya dome...
Smake ya ass up and send ya home...
Ya come ta battle me ya better where ya vest...
Cause ya cant free style wit a slug in ya chest...
Dats what'll happn' if i give it my least...
I flow like a convoy, dis mic is my toy
Scream it out loud and proud bad ass black boy...
somthing ya might not like, like i'm da great requilla...
Yo, if hind site's 20/20 you should have ya eyes riped out
and glued to ya ass...
So you can look back in da past & see how bad
i just spanked dat ass...
I ain't try'n to win dis battle i'm all ready da best...
So i'ma give you da mike and let you finish da rest...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" 


 

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please, corazoncito, just one round, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."




Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

depending on the situation, i can def kneel 4 a lady, depending on the situation i say again

wow its hamazing, there this thing that rihanna and kanye re now dating, cos they were seen making out at the end of there performance after the glow in the dark tour in la, so wat u think are they really dating and she revealed also yhat she has a crush on kanye

hey its like things aint workin well for me. There's the fat girl that likes me and i dont like fat girls but she likes me lots and dont want to hot her what should i do?