Not newsworthy at all.

Smart woman, hope the police won't take a second look at his bank account and grant him 'black market' bail.

Higi-haga...I knew it. Someone must have been too hasty to host a programme that ordinarily could have been shifted to another date to allow for the roofing to set properly, just because someone needed to raise offerings and collect seeds for the completion of the project at the detriment of human lives. I wonder when we will start placing values on human lives above mammon.

Anyway, we are watching to see how the events unfold, but in this country; commissions like this are only set up to score cheap political points and empower some political allies with funds.

We dey watch!

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The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys!

Controversial post from a controversial poster, everything is controversial.

Embrace civilization my broda, and stop being naive and economical with the truth. Nobody was born to stay in power forever. If he was a better candidate, he would have been voted in. Let the will of the people prevail.

Ugrade your intellectual sagacity and improve on your logical sense of reasoning. Advice no be curse.

Hmmmm...good story line, well detailed, sounds real and axiomatic, but looks like something dat was put together by a good writer.

Really dont blame her, cos women don't have enough stamina to withstand pressure, but God would still have given you yours if you had truly waited on him. I've seen couples who gave birth to triplets after 23years of marriage.

Which way Nigeria?

Poster, did she ask you to help her cover the place? Can't you see she did it on purpose and is comfortable with it?

Hmmmmm...so touching. God knows the best. Though hand be joined to hand, the wicked shall not go unpunished.

Hmmmmm...the fun continues in hell, but this time it will be just him and the lonely cell, screaming for help that will never come.
Am sure his wife will be at home only to receive this ugly and embarrassing news.

Girls...empty graves that can never be satisfied.

I love NAIJA...always finding a way to create humor out of every situation.

I don't support divorce under any guise, but dis one get as e be. I wish I can see the man and let him know how irresponsible he is to treat a woman in such a dehumanizing manner. As for the verdict, I think 10k a month is not enough to cater for two kids, or is that what the constitution stipulates?

I don't blame you, I blame Nigerians who fell for your 666-looking scheme. Instead of swallowing your priide and apologizing to Nigerians for gross aggrandizement of pains in this festive season, you are busy insulting them. Okay na, continue. The monies of the innocent people you are sharing, diaris God!

It's a welcome development, according to politicians.

That is the man with the spirit of sportsmanship who sees politics as just a game, not a do or die like what we are experiencing in Rivers.

Rivers of blood where killings and maimings become the deciding factor in an election. But, every trained INEC official was warned not to defend the ballot box nor resists it from being snatched. Nigeria is not worth dying for.

If you ask me for the title of this movie, my answer would be "could this be love".

Yu trai shah, but pray mek none of ya children resemble yu.

This poster is simply looking for relevance, period