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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: How will you react if your girlfriend farts in public? on: 8-09-2018 12:09 PM
I WILL COVER MY BABE BY ADMITING IT WAS I THAT FARTED NOT HER TO SAVE HER HONOR THEN APOLOGIZE TO MY FRIENDS FOR THE ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE... I CANT BLAME MY BABE BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO HAS ENCOURAGED  HER TO FART WHENEVER SHE LIKES IN MY PRESENCE TO PROVE HER LOVE FOR ME.. I AM GASSY PERSON AND FARTS ALLL THE TIME SO NO CRIME AND NO SHAME.. AFTER ALL IF SHE CAN OVERLOOK  MY CONSTANT FARTING TO ACCEPT AND BE WITH ME WHO AM I TO CRITICIZE HER FOR RETURNING THE FAVOR ANYWHERE ANYTIME... SO I BELIEVE IT IS LOVE..
MY FRIENDS CANNOT DISRESPECT MY BABE OOH EVEN IF SHE POOPS IN THEIR FACE , NO ONE DARE NOT BECAUSE I AM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT MY DATE OR GIRLFRIEND
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: FARTS!!!!! (Page 8) on: 7-09-2018 02:13 PM
if a lady i am having s3x with has not farted or queefed several time, that show that i am not giving it to her satisfaction and i cannot stop untill the hole is so soft and hot that it will start playing different types of melodious fart and queefing musical sound at every stroke.. papaparrraarrarrr pppiissswwwtttt pppuuuuuuu pppaaaapppaapp pppppiiiiinnnpiiinnn
so if.you.are real guy and you can make a womans ass or front hole scream fart and queef why giving it toooo her then have to up your game because you are an amateur for the s3xing
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Will You Take This Lady Home To Your Parents? (Photos) on: 7-09-2018 01:57 PM
 I CAN A WILL .. AS LONG AS SHE CAN FART ALOT DONT CARE IF SHE IS  WHATEVER MUMU PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE EXISTING IN THE MEIDEVAL ERRA CALLS HER OR THINK SHE SHOULD BE WEARING
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What if she farts every time u both are making love!..What would be your action? on: 7-09-2018 01:49 PM
AHN AHN.. IS THAT NOT WHAT SUPPOSED TO SHOW THAT THE LADY IS ENJOYING THE S3X AN THAT THE GUY IS DOING THE THING VERY WELL...
IF YOU S3X A LADY AND SHE DOESNT QUEEF OR FART SEVERAL TIMES THAT MEAN YOU ARE A WEAK PERSON , OR YOU DONT LAST LONG BEFORE YOU RELEASE, OR PROBABLY YOUR P3NIS IS VERY SMALL FOR THE LADYS HOLE.. FARTING DURING THE ACTION SHOULD GIVE ANY GUY MORE POWER TO DO MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE WITHOUT BEEN TIRED.. IF A LADY CONTINUES  TO FART WHEN I AM WITH HER WE CAN GO S3X ON FOR 10 HOURS NONE STOP OOH.. TALKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...
5  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: FRAGRANCE IN FART /MESS/ on: 7-09-2018 08:50 AM
though this is a funny gist, but it can happen in real life.. my landlady a short woman with very large booty in the former ogba retail does thesame thing to you as a tenant if she is not impressed by the way you are paying your shop rent.. she will invite you to her office, ask you to shut the sliding glass to preserve the ac cooling then start exploding very loud long and smelly mess/farts while shouting at you for defrauding on your rent if you try to cover your nose because of the unbearable smell she will scream that are mocking her that her mouth is smelling...God help you if a customer call for her attention soon or else you will be forced to endure at two hour of farting and yelling.. you may end up sick the next day >:(e
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Tell Us What Is Going On in The Head Of This "Oyinbo" In A Nigerian Club (PHOTO) on: 6-09-2018 10:50 AM
SMELL MY MESS AND PAY SAYS THE GIRL..
CHAI NAIJA BABE MESS FART FINE PASS MY PEOPLE OWN OOH THANK GOD SEY I RECEIVED THESE ANOINTING  BEFORE I DIES
thumbs up for naija babes fart jare they are the best in the world
7  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: LMAO! "I Love Farting"- Mavin 1st Lady, Tiwa Savage Reveals In Hilarious Interview (VIDEO) on: 30-08-2018 11:45 AM
I HAIL HER FOR BEING TRUTHFUL AND  REAL.. ALL YOU CRITICS AND JEALOUS HATER ARE NOT WORTHY TO LICK HER BOOTS. SHE HAS CROUCHED YOUR BAD BELLE WITH HER MESS.. DESPITE ALL  YOUR BAD COMMENTS AND INSULT TIWA IS RISING MORE AND MORE BETTER THAN THOSE CELEBRITIES LADIES THAT CLAIM THEY DON'T FART BECAUSE THEY ARE DECENT AND PERFECT... MORE GRACE AND POWER TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL FARTING  BOOTY OUR ANGELIC TIWA SAVAGE... YOU ARE FOREVER THE BEST
8  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Things A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man on: 30-08-2018 10:27 AM
THIS GUY JUST USED THIS MEDIUM AND OPPORTUNITY TO OFFLOAD HIS CURRENT LONENLY FRUSTRATED LIFE ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO HAVE GOOD RELATIONSHIP TO SEEK ATTENTION WHAT SAD GUY... if my lady like let poop fart loud and long in my face i will love her more, let heer eat as much as she likes talks dirty and flirty no wahhala... to me that shows i am dating a genuine real human being not a fake pretender
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Fart Lady on: 30-08-2018 10:05 AM
Bbbbbrrrraaaaaaa  bbbbrrrrrraaaaa bbbbbbrrrruuuuuoooommmmpppffff ffffiiiiiinnnn pppprrraaappppaaappaapp ffffuuuuu.... i mess my own join am enjoy or puke mess dey fuunny especially ladies fart
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Fart; a silent killer. (Page 2) on: 30-08-2018 09:48 AM
BUT EVERYBODY NEED TO FART TO RELEASE THE PRESSURE IN THEM... SO IF YOU DONT FART AT LEAST 10 TIMES A DAY DEATH IS KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.. FART ARE FUNNY AND ANNOYING BUT PEOPLE MUST FART.. IT IS COMPULSORY
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