i knew d beginin 4rm d end

doctor: mr peter ur condition is bcumin worst.. and i suggest u undergo a heart surgery...

mr peter: ok doctor... just do anythg u kw dat will kip me alive...

doctor: sure mr peter.. but b4 we start d surgery...  i hv to snd u in a state of unconsciousness... and i can do diz either by gvin u     
                                    sum injections... or by showin u ur hospital bill...

 

sure no b u b little jonni?

son: dear father..,kindly u double my pocket moni.. bcoz i hv 2 pay my friends...

father: son y sud i double ur pocket moni.? .. anyway.., am snd u xtra moni... and plz study hard.. and b reminded dat d tree dat yields moni in d backyard is wilting... so help us and minimiz d way u spend...

son: dad tnx for understanding.. i'l study hard.. luv u al...
        and lez i 4get, alwz water d wilting tree...

it wz funi.. but i 4got to laugh

gud 1

not bad