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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Hey! SAVE ma soul; Do I continue dating a guy who killed his X-girl...? on: 20-03-2009 05:36 PM
na if u go dey am, wat be the assurance say he go kill u too...and besides he for be in prison
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The New weds on: 20-03-2009 04:55 PM
when the truck was coming and blowing his horn, the newly weds were also coming(orgasm) so they couldnt stop.
so he told the policeman that...he was coming(orgasm), the wife was also coming(orgasm) and the driver was coming(truck)..but the driver was the only one with the brakes
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Newly Weds on: 20-03-2009 01:38 PM
There was this newly married couple. The wife suggested that they did something wild. The husband then suggested they have a hot session of sex on the middle of the road.

So whiles they were in the act, an big truck was coming their way and the driver started blowing his horn but they did not disengage and so the driver had no option than to swerve which resulted in an accident,

Then along came the policeman who had wanted to know what happened and what resulted in the accident.

So the husband then said, "i was coming, she was coming and he was also coming. He turned to the driver and said he was the only who had the brakes
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The New weds on: 20-03-2009 01:35 PM
There was this newly married couple. The wife suggested that they did something wild. The husband then suggested they have a hot session of sex on the middle of the road.

So whiles they were in the act, an big truck was coming their way and the driver started blowing his horn but they did not disengage and so the driver had no option than to swerve which resulted in an accident,

Then along came the policeman who had wanted to know what happened and what resulted in the accident.

So the husband then said, "i was coming, she was coming and he was also coming. He turned to the driver and said he was the only who had the brakes
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The Snake on: 18-03-2009 05:08 PM
if u see snake na u go fi shout sef....?
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The hearse driver on: 17-03-2009 02:13 PM
with funeral cars there is no passenger at the back seat and the only member is  a coffin and a corpse so he tot it was a dead body he tappped him on his shoulder
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The hearse driver on: 17-03-2009 02:08 PM
he has been driving a funeral car 25 yrs so he tot the passenger was a ghost
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The Snake on: 17-03-2009 12:23 PM
his cock was the snake...he forgot to close his flap..so he member was sitting outside
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The hearse driver on: 17-03-2009 12:22 PM
There was a this driver who stopped for to take a passenger. The passenger sat in the back seat. So as they were driving along passenger tapped the driver on his back.
The driver then lost control of the vehicle and nearly went into a ditch.
So the passenger got really curious cos he only tapped him on his shoulder.
He asked the driver y he lost the control of the cab.

So the driver said. "Oga na waa oo, i have been driver a hearse car for 25 years na this be ma first time of driver a taxi cab"
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The Snake on: 17-03-2009 12:10 PM
Two guys went out hiking but realised it was late so they decided to pitch a tent in the middle of the forest.
So after setting the camp one of them decided to go and take a pee.
Apparently, he forgot to close his flap. He sat in the chair very relaxed.
Then all of a sudden his colleague fell silent and told him not to him.
He had found a big snake in his chair.

He took a bottle and hit hard on the snake,
His friend then scream "it bit me hit it again"
 
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