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41  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: NIGERIA'S N40bn SATELITE MISSING FROM ORBIT on: 20-11-2008 05:38 AM
I wish NIgeria will bemissing from the planet too Embarrassed
42  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: OPRAH WINFREY SAYS: All Nigerians Are Corrupt including Dangote on: 20-11-2008 05:37 AM
She is soo right!!!!!!!!! Roll Eyes
43  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Where is d best place You'll like to visit on: 20-11-2008 05:36 AM
PARIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Smiley Wink
44  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Hubby looking widow on: 18-11-2008 09:51 PM
he cant use his lips neither
45  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DANGER!!!!!!!!! on: 18-11-2008 09:38 PM
yeah, yeah yeah so what?Huh???
46  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: DANGER!!!!!!!!! on: 17-11-2008 11:52 PM
thn get a funny life
47  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / @commenters on: 17-11-2008 11:51 PM
Then dont leave a comment if u ve heard it before Smiley
48  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Kind Woman or NOT on: 17-11-2008 11:21 PM
A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."

She said, "No dear, save your energy."

He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."

She said, " I know, I poisoned you."
49  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / DANGER!!!!!!!!! on: 17-11-2008 11:19 PM
A woman is like a pack of cards ...

... You need a heart to love her

... A diamond to marry her

... A club to smash her head in

... And a spade to bury the bitch
50  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Hubby looking widow on: 17-11-2008 11:05 PM
he used what u think he used!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
51  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Hubby looking widow on: 17-11-2008 01:03 PM
A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
52  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Save or slap! on: 16-11-2008 02:57 AM
SAVE EVERYBODY ABOVE ME
 love yall
53  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Do you hate the person above you?? on: 16-11-2008 02:56 AM
I Love everybody above me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘ ●●Pe@ce To The People●●
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54  Forum / Forum Games / Re: What U So Sfraid of Rite Now?.... on: 16-11-2008 02:54 AM
Afraid of my future!!!!!!!!!!
55  Forum / Naijapals / Re: I NEED NIGERIAN FRIENDS on: 15-11-2008 07:26 PM
Sorry am not a Nigerian but u re welcome to be my friend
56  Forum / Naijapals / Re: Want to meet new friends on Naijapals on: 15-11-2008 07:25 PM
U re  welcome to be my friend
57  Forum / Naijapals / Why so rude!!!!!!! on: 11-11-2008 04:30 PM
Ok here is the problem, Most Naijapals are so disrespectful and rude to other people. And they swear and curse a lot. In every single sentence u will see ur mama or ur papa.I mean some people are so nice and tolerate but most are not. Its better if we all stop blaming others and think twice before dropping a comment. Most people are going to start cursing me now and some might say "next please" Its funny how most people love being rude but please consider other people first.
58  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: OBJ's Lie Clock on: 10-11-2008 05:52 AM
haha.
59  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: PRESENT FOR HUSBAND on: 10-11-2008 05:47 AM
lol.
60  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: AM I COLOURED??? on: 9-11-2008 04:08 PM
that wasnt so nice!!! Rememeber nobody else uses the word Cooured again.  We could stop forget everything about racism by not using the words  agin Huh?
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