Pastor: Turn to ur left and say to your neighbour 'it shall be permanent in ur life'. A young boy turned to his left and saw an imbecile. Apparently confused, he stared at the imbecile for some minutes and said to him ''don't mind the pastor''. The imbecile replied ''na God save u, I for use slap kill you today!
Am 2 tired like a bicycle, no wonder my guy Monsol carry trap enta nite club say e 1 catch fun, another of my guy Sexyguy carry fishing hook enta club say e 1 hook up,another of my guy Stephen carry cement, granite and sand go e babe house say e want build solid relationship, one of my chap, my main chap oh Idbabe, carry e wrist watch go cemetery say she want quiet time, my guy Emekus carry hm poppsi Ak 47 take shoot their wall clock 4 their sitting room say e 1 kill time, my guy Muchmoney say e so broke so tey e no fit pay attention.lol
An old woman inside a bus heading to lagos from calabar told the driver shouting "driver, if u reach benin stop me o!"The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children,sheh una don hear wen i tel am o!"Everybody responded YES MA.On the long journey to lagos,most people slept but this woman never blinked through out the journey. Little did anybody know she does not even know the benin she was shouting and everybody forgot she said she wanted to stop there.After several hours of driving,lagos was closeby and benin several hours behind,everybody was relieved. The poor woman then asked"driver you neva reach benin?"Oh! The driver exclaimed"madam benin is like 4hours behind us".the woman started crying"take me back to benin!!!" Without a choice,the driver turned the bus around heading back to benin. On reaching benin after several hours,the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag,removed a card of panadol,removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottle water she was with. She then smiled and said"My daughter said if i reach benin,i should take panadol. Oya! Let us go to lagos"
Johnson went to the Library and asks for the book "Pyscho The Rapist". The librarian searched for 6hrs and came back, slapped him hard and said: Idiot! The book is called "Psychotherapist".lol
A drunk was dreaming that he died and came back to earth as a chicken. He became pregnant and tried to lay eggs as a chicken. He pushed and pushed then laid d 1st egg and then d 2nd. He was pushing to lay d 3rd egg when someone screamed EMeka!!!!!! You dey shit for bed oh
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