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101  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / English students on: 22-12-2010 06:59AM
An English teacher was teaching his students grammatical construction one day. He asked them to repeat the following after him. (1) I COULD RUN FAST- COULDN'T I? (2) I DID  MY HOME WORK-DIDN'T I? (3) I SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL- SHOULDN'T 1? Thereafter he asked the students to stand up and give their own examples. Suddenly one boy raised up his hands and when called upon, he said "I FIT PLAY BALL- FITTN'T I"?
102  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Children are watching on: 22-12-2010 06:42AM
No go for where? Leave me make i disapear sharp sharp.
103  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Mother and daughter's understanding on: 22-12-2010 06:39AM
            A young and beautiful secondary school girl returned from school one day and decided to share her experiences at school that day with her mother and the following conversation ensued.
Daughter-   Mummy Guess wot. My physical education Master asked us to climb a tree today.
Mother-       Well i hope u didnt attempt it cos he was definitely trying to c ur undies.
Daughter-    Trust me mum. he never saw my undies because i wasnt wearing any.
104  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ABI NA LIE? on: 22-12-2010 06:28AM
wot does it luk like? Any way watch out for ma next. release. Its gonna blow ur hat off.
105  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: arab guy on: 22-12-2010 06:25AM
Warri guy kidnapper shey. Ur own don red cos i go soon kidnap u.
106  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ABI NA LIE? on: 22-12-2010 03:25AM
GOD CREATED MAN AND RESTED, BUT EVER SINCE GOD CREATED WOMEN, NEITHER GOD NOR MAN  HAS RESTED. AGREE?
107  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: THIS OYIBO WOMAN DON DIS VIRGIN ME AGAIN on: 22-12-2010 03:10AM
OVER DRY. U NEED 2 WORK HARDER.
108  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bubba on: 22-12-2010 03:01AM
well, i think it means the Pope doesnt really identify with Buba. 4NY
109  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wahala dey on: 22-12-2010 02:43AM
e b like say u dick dey suffer well well
110  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 1980's letter on: 25-10-2010 02:26AM
U TRY JOOO
111  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Guy loves happy endings.  Cat found after six years.... on: 25-10-2010 02:19AM
RUBBISH!
112  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / I NEED A WIFE on: 19-10-2010 06:02AM
  A MAN PASTED ON FACE BOOK THE COMMENT "I NEED A WIFE" TO HIS SURPRISE WHEN HE WENT 2 CHECK HIS IN BOX THE FOLLOWING DAY, HE GOT 1000 RESPONSES READING "U CAN HAVE MINE"
113  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / DOES UR DOG BITE? on: 19-10-2010 04:54AM
    A YOUNG MAN WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF A SUPERMARKET ONE EVENING. MEANWHILE, STANDING BESIDE HIM WAS AN UGLY BULL DOG. SUDDENLY, A LOUSY YOUNG LADY WALKED UP 2 HIM AND ASKED "DOES YOUR DOG BITE?" AND THE MAN SIMPLY REPLIED "NO". THE LADY WITH GREAT CONTENTMENT WITH WHAT SHE HAD HEARD IMMEDIATELY BEGAN 2 CARESS THE HEAD OF THE DOG. BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE DOG BIT OFF HER HAND. FEELING VERY ANGRY WITH THE MAN, SHE EXCLAIMED " BUT YOU SAID UR DOG DOES NOT BITE!!. "AND THE MAN REPLIED, "YES, I SAID SO, BUT MY OWN DOG IS AT HOME- THIS IS NOT MY DOG!
114  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / How much does it cost to get married? on: 19-10-2010 04:39AM
    A young man who was just preparing to get married decided to meet his aged father for some advice. He asked his father, 'Dad, How much does it cost to get married?' and his father replied, ' I dont know because up till now, i am still paying for it'.
115  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Yola: letter of death as Student gives HIV to 124 including Lecturers ! on: 19-12-2009 08:41AM
YEEPA. THIS ONE PASS B CAREFUL OH. MAKE EVRY ONE WATCH IM BACK NOW OH.
116  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Yola: letter of death as Student gives HIV to 124 including Lecturers ! on: 19-12-2009 08:35AM
YEEPA. THIS ONE PASS B CAREFUL OH. MAKE EVRY ONE WATCH IM BACK NOW OH.
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