A young and beautiful secondary school girl returned from school one day and decided to share her experiences at school that day with her mother and the following conversation ensued.
Daughter-   Mummy Guess wot. My physical education Master asked us to climb a tree today.
Mother-       Well i hope u didnt attempt it cos he was definitely trying to c ur undies.
Daughter-    Trust me mum. he never saw my undies because i wasnt wearing any.

wot does it luk like? Any way watch out for ma next. release. Its gonna blow ur hat off.

Warri guy kidnapper shey. Ur own don red cos i go soon kidnap u.

GOD CREATED MAN AND RESTED, BUT EVER SINCE GOD CREATED WOMEN, NEITHER GOD NOR MAN  HAS RESTED. AGREE?

OVER DRY. U NEED 2 WORK HARDER.

well, i think it means the Pope doesnt really identify with Buba. 4NY

e b like say u dick dey suffer well well

U TRY JOOO

RUBBISH!

  A MAN PASTED ON FACE BOOK THE COMMENT "I NEED A WIFE" TO HIS SURPRISE WHEN HE WENT 2 CHECK HIS IN BOX THE FOLLOWING DAY, HE GOT 1000 RESPONSES READING "U CAN HAVE MINE"

    A YOUNG MAN WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF A SUPERMARKET ONE EVENING. MEANWHILE, STANDING BESIDE HIM WAS AN UGLY BULL DOG. SUDDENLY, A LOUSY YOUNG LADY WALKED UP 2 HIM AND ASKED "DOES YOUR DOG BITE?" AND THE MAN SIMPLY REPLIED "NO". THE LADY WITH GREAT CONTENTMENT WITH WHAT SHE HAD HEARD IMMEDIATELY BEGAN 2 CARESS THE HEAD OF THE DOG. BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE DOG BIT OFF HER HAND. FEELING VERY ANGRY WITH THE MAN, SHE EXCLAIMED " BUT YOU SAID UR DOG DOES NOT BITE!!. "AND THE MAN REPLIED, "YES, I SAID SO, BUT MY OWN DOG IS AT HOME- THIS IS NOT MY DOG!

    A young man who was just preparing to get married decided to meet his aged father for some advice. He asked his father, 'Dad, How much does it cost to get married?' and his father replied, ' I dont know because up till now, i am still paying for it'.

YEEPA. THIS ONE PASS B CAREFUL OH. MAKE EVRY ONE WATCH IM BACK NOW OH.

YEEPA. THIS ONE PASS B CAREFUL OH. MAKE EVRY ONE WATCH IM BACK NOW OH.