Here is true life joke or xperience.



I was eating in an eatery  one  beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food,  I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.

Here is true life joke or xperience.
I was eating in an eatery  one  beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food,  I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.

YEYE

WELL, THANKS 4 ALL YA OPINIONS. NOW I HAVE BEGAN 2 BELEIVE SOME TRUTH ABOUT LADIES.- I STILL THINK THEY REALLY DONT LUV AND GUESS THEY ARE BEING UNFAIR TO THEMSELVES

I AM A YOUNG NAIVE GUY WHO IS WILLING TO UNDERSTANT SOME MYSTERIES ABOUT LADIES. I DONT KNOW WOT U GUYS THINK BUT I AV A FEELING LADIES DONT REALLY LUV.
REASON- WHY IS IT THAT LADIES DONT TOAST MEN, RATHER THEY WAIT TO BE TOASTED BY A MAN AND THEN THEY ASSESS AND SETTLE FOR  HIM. SHOULDNT IT ALSO BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND? I.E. (LADIES SHOULD TOAST GUYS OF THEIR CHOICE). PLEASE UR OPINIONS MATTER.

boko harams are fools. they are monsters in disguise. let them be isolated from Nigeria.

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come lick ma own na

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just imagine. pb10

eeeya.  sure u had a nice outing

eeeya.  sure u had a nice outing

AFTER DEFEATING ARSENAL, 8-2 FEGUSON AND WAYNE ROONEY WENT CRUISING. SO ARSENAL FANS LET US PRAY FOR GUNNERS REVENGE.

     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
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You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz whichhttp://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/funnyhub/?action=post i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke. but i still want to help out just because this is a brain work. now listen attentively.

 IF U RETURNED 1NAIRA 2 UR MUM AND 1NAIRA TO UR DAD, U SHOULD BE LEFT WITH 1NAIRA CHANGE. REASON- THE SHIRT WAS 97NAIRA. U BORROWED 100NAIRA TOTAL, UR CHANGE IS 3NAIRA. WHEN U DIVIDE 97NAIRA BY 2 U GET 48NAIRA, 50 KOBO. IF U NOW RETURNED 1NAIRA EACH TO UR PARENTS. U WOULD BE OWING THEM 49NAIRA, 50KOBO EACH AND U HAVE UR 1NAIRA CHANGE LEFT.

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC! Q.E.D.

NO WORRY. I STILL DEY THINK. MAKE I GO GIVE UNA THE ANSWER ANY MOMENT FROM NOW.

     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
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You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz whichhttp://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/funnyhub/?action=post i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke. but i still want to help out just because this is a brain work. now listen attentively.

 IF U RETURNED 1NAIRA 2 UR MUM AND 1NAIRA TO UR DAD, U SHOULD BE LEFT WITH 1NAIRA CHANGE. REASON- THE SHIRT WAS 97NAIRA. U BORROWED 100NAIRA TOTAL, UR CHANGE IS 3NAIRA. WHEN U DIVIDE 97NAIRA BY 2 U GET 48NAIRA, 50 KOBO. IF U NOW RETURNED 1NAIRA EACH TO UR PARENTS. U WOULD BE OWING THEM 49NAIRA, 50KOBO EACH AND U HAVE UR 1NAIRA CHANGE LEFT.

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC! Q.E.D.

     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
   Reply with quote
You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz which i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke.

O.K WHEN UNA READY MAKE UNA LET ME KNOW

UNA NO WAN KNOW THE ANSWER, I DON DO THE CALCULATION FINISH OHH.

IF I TELL UNA THE ANSWER, HOW WETIN UNA GO GIVE ME?