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61  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Letter From GAON (Girlfriends Association of Nigeria) on: 4-02-2013 07:06PM
3k fit arrange weddong?
62  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: wedding cake on: 3-01-2013 10:37AM
U try
63  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ladies' insult on: 3-01-2013 09:27AM
Here is true life joke or xperience.



I was eating in an eatery  one  beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food,  I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.
64  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Ladies' insult. on: 3-01-2013 09:21AM
Here is true life joke or xperience.
I was eating in an eatery  one  beautiful afternoon on campus when I met a very irrestible pretty gurl. After paying 4 her food,  I summoned courage 2 approach her and ask her her name and her hostel room number. She said her name was Funmi oyedepo and that she stays in room 32 of mozambique hall. I was so happy dat I couldn't wait 4 evening 2 come so I can pay her a visit. On getting to her room, I knocked and some voices responded 'who is there and who are u luking 4. I 4got her first name and all I could remember was oyedepo cos its easy 2 remember. So I said 'oyedepo'. Surprisingly they all started laughing and told me that nobody bears that name there and that if I really want 2 see oyedepo, then I should get cannaan land. I felt like melting wit shame.
65  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: swaggarous Rihannaaa on: 28-09-2012 06:20AM
YEYE
66  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: DO LADIES REALLY LUV? on: 17-04-2012 01:29PM
WELL, THANKS 4 ALL YA OPINIONS. NOW I HAVE BEGAN 2 BELEIVE SOME TRUTH ABOUT LADIES.- I STILL THINK THEY REALLY DONT LUV AND GUESS THEY ARE BEING UNFAIR TO THEMSELVES
67  Forum / Relationships & Romance / DO LADIES REALLY LUV? on: 16-04-2012 03:28PM
I AM A YOUNG NAIVE GUY WHO IS WILLING TO UNDERSTANT SOME MYSTERIES ABOUT LADIES. I DONT KNOW WOT U GUYS THINK BUT I AV A FEELING LADIES DONT REALLY LUV.
REASON- WHY IS IT THAT LADIES DONT TOAST MEN, RATHER THEY WAIT TO BE TOASTED BY A MAN AND THEN THEY ASSESS AND SETTLE FOR  HIM. SHOULDNT IT ALSO BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND? I.E. (LADIES SHOULD TOAST GUYS OF THEIR CHOICE). PLEASE UR OPINIONS MATTER.
68  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: WAR!? Boko Haram Sends Out Second Video - "We Will Consume Jonathan In 3 Months" on: 13-04-2012 01:58PM
boko harams are fools. they are monsters in disguise. let them be isolated from Nigeria.
69  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 4 smart ppl only. on: 30-08-2011 03:10PM
5=54325
70  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ice cream on: 30-08-2011 01:25PM
come lick ma own na

71  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: BARBING SALOON on: 30-08-2011 12:58PM
here
72  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IMAGINE on: 30-08-2011 12:52PM
just imagine. pb10
73  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HOW WE LOST OUR HOUSE on: 30-08-2011 12:51PM
eeeya.  sure u had a nice outing
74  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: HOW WE LOST OUR HOUSE on: 30-08-2011 12:46PM
eeeya.  sure u had a nice outing
75  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / CRUSING GALORE FOR UNITED AFTER ARSENAL DEFEAT on: 30-08-2011 12:34PM
AFTER DEFEATING ARSENAL, 8-2 FEGUSON AND WAYNE ROONEY WENT CRUISING. SO ARSENAL FANS LET US PRAY FOR GUNNERS REVENGE.
76  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / RE- FOR THE SMART ONES on: 31-07-2011 04:16PM
     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
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You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz whichhttp://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/funnyhub/?action=post i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke. but i still want to help out just because this is a brain work. now listen attentively.

 IF U RETURNED 1NAIRA 2 UR MUM AND 1NAIRA TO UR DAD, U SHOULD BE LEFT WITH 1NAIRA CHANGE. REASON- THE SHIRT WAS 97NAIRA. U BORROWED 100NAIRA TOTAL, UR CHANGE IS 3NAIRA. WHEN U DIVIDE 97NAIRA BY 2 U GET 48NAIRA, 50 KOBO. IF U NOW RETURNED 1NAIRA EACH TO UR PARENTS. U WOULD BE OWING THEM 49NAIRA, 50KOBO EACH AND U HAVE UR 1NAIRA CHANGE LEFT.

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC! Q.E.D.
77  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: RE- FOR THE SMART ONES on: 31-07-2011 04:05PM
NO WORRY. I STILL DEY THINK. MAKE I GO GIVE UNA THE ANSWER ANY MOMENT FROM NOW.

78  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / RE- FOR THE SMART ONES on: 31-07-2011 03:48PM
     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
   Reply with quote
You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz whichhttp://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/funnyhub/?action=post i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke. but i still want to help out just because this is a brain work. now listen attentively.

 IF U RETURNED 1NAIRA 2 UR MUM AND 1NAIRA TO UR DAD, U SHOULD BE LEFT WITH 1NAIRA CHANGE. REASON- THE SHIRT WAS 97NAIRA. U BORROWED 100NAIRA TOTAL, UR CHANGE IS 3NAIRA. WHEN U DIVIDE 97NAIRA BY 2 U GET 48NAIRA, 50 KOBO. IF U NOW RETURNED 1NAIRA EACH TO UR PARENTS. U WOULD BE OWING THEM 49NAIRA, 50KOBO EACH AND U HAVE UR 1NAIRA CHANGE LEFT.

SIMPLE ARITHMETIC! Q.E.D.
79  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / RE- FOR THE SMART ONES on: 31-07-2011 03:27PM
     
   
For the smart ones....
« posted : July 30, 2011, 11:02:13 AM (yesterday at 11:02 AM) »
   Reply with quote
You saw a shirt worth 97 naira since you don't have cash, you borrowed 50 from your Mom and 50 from your Dad, So you have 100naira since the shirt is 97naira So you have 3 naira left, you returned 1 naira to your Mum and 1 naira to your Dad and you  left 1 naira for urself. Now you owe your Mum 49 naira and your Dad 49naira soo 49+49=98 plus the 1 naira wif u 99 naira WHERE IS THE MISSING NAIRA?
     
This was a recent quiz which i expect my fellow naijapals to have answered correctly. In the post i asked how much i will be rewarded with if i tell them the answer, but it seems my pals are broke.




80  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: For the smart ones.... (Page 2) on: 31-07-2011 02:57PM
O.K WHEN UNA READY MAKE UNA LET ME KNOW
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