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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: STEPHEN SERIOUSLY NEEDS OUR HELP!!!! |
on: 4-06-2011 08:12 PM
| STEPHEN, LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY O.K? WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. IF U CAN COME DOWN FROM THAT ELECTRIC POLE, I PROMISE YOU MY WIFE (AFTERALL I DON TIRE 4 AM SELF), A PLATE OF FOOD (I KNOW SAY U GO NEED AM BAD BAD NOW), #500 CHEQUE (AT ALL, AT ALL, NA IM BAD), AND A PERMANENT HOME IN MY KITCHEN (SO THAT HUNGER NO GO GBAB U AGAIN). OR WOT ELSE DO U WANT? | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / STEPHEN SERIOUSLY NEEDS OUR HELP!!!! |
on: 4-06-2011 08:10 PM
| YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS RETURNING FROM WORK, I WAS SURPRISD TO FIND STEPHEN123 ON AN HIGH TENSION WIRE ADJACENT ONE OF THE STREETS I PASSED. I SAW THE CROWD OF PEOPLE THERE STARING AT HIM BUT I WAS TOO MUCH IN A HURRY TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON. TODAY, I WAS SERIOUSLY SHOCKED TO FIND HIM STILL ON THAT POLE AS I WAS RETURNING FROM WORK AGAIN. RUMOURS HAVE IT THAT EMMEDIATELY HE WAS RELEASED FROM THE PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN KEPT, HE GOT HOME ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT HIS HOUSE HAS BEEN CONVERTED TO A WAREHOUSE. HE HAS SINCE BEEN TRYING TO CALL HIS WIFE, BUT A GUY HAS BEEN PICKING THE PHONE AND TELLING HIM USER BUSY. THEREAFTER, SUICIDE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY OPTION TO HIM.
POOR STEPHEN. HE MUST BE VERY TIRED AND HUNGRY BY NOW AFTER SPENDING CLOSE TO 2 DAYS ON THE POLE. ANYWAY, I LEARNT THAT THERE HAS BEEN NO ELECTRICITY IN THE AREA FOR TWO DAYS NOW AND ANY MOMENT FROM NOW, IT WILL BE RESTORED. MY NAIJAPALS, LET US TRY AND FIND HOW WE CAN TRICK HIM TO COME DOWN FROM THE POLE BEFORE SOMETHING WORSE HAPPENS.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 3 Gurus |
on: 3-04-2011 11:34 PM
| 3 friends (1 chemical engr., 1 electrical engr., and 1 computer engr.) were returning 4rm a party one evening when their car suddenly broke down. So they decided 2 put their heads 2gether and find solution 2 d problem. The chemical engr. Said they should check all d fluids in d car 2 c if any one needs more fluids or changing. The electrical engr. said they should check all d wires in d car 2 ensure that they were properly connected. D computer engr. then paused 4 a while and said he knew d solution. He said they should close all d windows, that when they reopen them, d car would start working again. Chikena. | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / English students |
on: 22-12-2010 06:59 AM
| An English teacher was teaching his students grammatical construction one day. He asked them to repeat the following after him. (1) I COULD RUN FAST- COULDN'T I? (2) I DID MY HOME WORK-DIDN'T I? (3) I SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL- SHOULDN'T 1? Thereafter he asked the students to stand up and give their own examples. Suddenly one boy raised up his hands and when called upon, he said "I FIT PLAY BALL- FITTN'T I"? | | | |