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2201  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can a man cry for a woman on: 17-02-2008 01:17 PM
Quote from: sandyluv on 17-08-2007 09:23 AM
A guy once wanted to try that act on me but i just knew fron the depth of my heart that it was all a lie....Haba!
do you know wat i said to him?

SANDYLUV: wat do you think you re doing?

GUY: cant you see that am crying

SANDYLUV: i cant see the tears dropping, you re just taking in air through your nose as if you have mucor
                in your nose

GUY: sandy, this is not fair!

SANDYLUV:  my friend will you stop this joke b4 i pour hot water on your face (Laughing)

GUY: Sandy you re wicked o! you re so frigid, at least acknowledge the fact that am crying for you

SANDYLUV: so na me you wan use that stunt for, e no go work o!

GUY: (laughing) kai! i never see person like you

(before we knew  it, we started gisting and he told me how he had rehersed the fake cry for me.)
some guys can be funny....if a guy is really in pain, you would know bcos his ego will not allow him cry in front of a woman especially when it has to do with him wanting to be with a woman)
Men can cry for other reasons but for a woman, its rare! it may likely be possible a man really loves a woman and the woman breaks their heart.he would rather cry in his own house alone than in front of a woman


You for allow am to continue the cry na Smiley
2202  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: ANY SUGAR MUM OUT HERE????????????? on: 17-02-2008 01:10 PM
Quote from: Efosa on 22-11-2007 09:33 AM
Am a young handsome man,am 23 i live in Abuja n i just want to be with someone older than i am right now and someone who can really take god care of me.hit me pretty soon,my email addy is [email protected] and fone number is 08029017851. Cool

Maybe you should contact "fripaul" He's got two married women whom are after him which i believe to be sugar mummies that you are looking for ;he can hook you up with them I think they gat money too cos he mentioned about one wanting to give him 100k Smiley But i tell you what...YOU ARE ON THE HIGH WAY TO YOUR GRAVE
2203  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MARRIED WOMEN ARE AFTER ME. on: 17-02-2008 12:57 PM
I tell pastor fripaul...Take the money and run Smiley
2204  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MARRIED WOMEN ARE AFTER ME. on: 17-02-2008 12:54 PM
Quote from: nigerianvixen26 on 28-12-2007 04:57 AM
@Fripaul...I think you should video tape those skills that you're claiming and post it up on naijapals...i mean we wanna believe that you're as good as you claim and why these married chics keeps running after your .... Grin Grin Grin

Very funny Smiley
2205  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: MY GUY IS IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER on: 17-02-2008 12:52 PM
Quote from: khadijah on 17-01-2008 04:35 PM
hey,if they really like each other let him go ahead @ least you can tell she's in safe hands an d dont meddle in their affairs unless you're called on

I agree with you Smiley Let them BE no bi person sister you dey date abi you no get girlfriend ni ?
2206  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHY DO NIGERIA WOMEN LIKE LYING? on: 17-02-2008 12:47 PM
Girls like being lied to, is fun when you lie to them and they listen to you :)I've i had my ways with them  Grin
2207  Forum / Education / Re: English Lesson For Y'all :) on: 17-02-2008 12:41 PM
Quote from: Grease on 17-02-2008 12:38 PM
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ''. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, '' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. '', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, '' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John ed Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley s". It's meaning's not always sexual: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the ing work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too ing much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is ing beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a ". As part of a word: "Absoinglutely", or: "Iningcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: " the ing ers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of ''. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got ed at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww  it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really ed now". Aggression: "Don't  with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this ing question". Inquiry: "Who the  was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the  is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a  off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go  yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: " YOU!"




Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'f**k'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'f**k' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'F**k', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, 'f**k' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John f**ked Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley f**ks". It's meaning's not always sexual: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the f**king work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too f**king much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is f**king beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a f**k". As part of a word: "Absof**kinglutely", or: "Inf**kingcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: "F**k the f**king f**kers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'f**k'. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got f**ked at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww f**k it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really f**ked now". Aggression: "Don't f**k with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this f**king question". Inquiry: "Who the f**k was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f**k is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a f**k off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "F**K YOU!"
2208  Forum / Education / English Lesson For Y'all :) on: 17-02-2008 12:38 PM
 Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'phyuk'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'phyuk' is the only word that is referred to as "the f word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. 'phyuk', as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word fleichen which means to strike. In English, 'phyuk' falls into many grammatical categories: As a transitive verb for instance: "John phyuked Shirley". As an intransitive verb: "Shirley phyuks". It's meaning's not always sexual: It can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the phyuking work". As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too phyuking much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective: "Shirley is phyuking beautiful". As a noun: "I don't give a phyuk". As part of a word: "Absophyukinglutely", or: "Inphyukingcredible", and, as almost every word in the sentence: "phyuk the phyuking phyukers". As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'phyuk'. As in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got phyuked at the used car lot". Dismay: "Aww phyuk it!" Trouble: "I guess I'm really phyuked now". Aggression: "Don't phyuk with me buddy!" Difficulty: "I don't understand this phyuking question". Inquiry: "Who the phyuk was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the phyuk is going on here". Incompetence: "He's a phyuk off". Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go phyuk yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "phyuk YOU!"

2209  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: what do ya all think about security in Naija? on: 17-02-2008 12:33 PM
I ain't goin' back to naija Smiley
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