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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / reason not to call people bastard |
on: 21-11-2008 03:55 PM
| | GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this?
The psychiatrist kissed the girl
GIRL: ...... Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
The psychiatrist had sex with the girl
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / A COOL JOKE |
on: 21-11-2008 02:51 PM
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There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.
When
the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that
all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to
compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his
daughter.
On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with
paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any
of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other
would marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15 million naira, a
car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to
meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"
As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started
taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped
snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts
again.
Disappointed, some of them said "make de man go marry im pikin jo!".
All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in
amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes
and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be
in-law, panting.
The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he
wanted. The man was still panting uncontrollably.
Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, "...show
me de pesin wey push me inside di swimming pool"
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