corah u right i dont understand

one day a boy was going to his uncle
house wit a turkey.before he could
come down 4rm the car the turkey ran
awy.immediately he said ;hey hey
come here am holding the address.

NO ARM IN TRYING

AN IGBO MAN WENT TO JERUSELEM...
ON ARRIVING ON D SEA OF GALILI
HE ASKED HOW MUCH TO CROSS OVER.
THE BOATMAN SAID 500,
AND YHE IGBO MAN SCREAMED CHINEKE
NO WONDA JESUS WAKA 4 WATER.

YEYE89 MAKE UNA DEY GIV AM HOP UNA

I THANK U GOD;WHO FIT ABRIVATE DIS WORD TO 7LETTERS,4 NW NA 10 DEY THIER

so pastor don turn profect.u try

this man and him wife quarel,
na him d man vex honey dont u ever talk to me again,
na him d wife bone she accept.
dis guy dey go 4 interview d nx day
he no no ask he wan take tell him wife make she wake am around six
na him right 4 paper (plz wake me when it 6.00am).
he cum put am 4 d woman side of bed
d nx day whey d man wake up time don reach 9.00 already
him cum dey vex him don miss d interview
na him d man talk why u no wake me,
the waman point are hand
as he take d paper na him read( honey it 5.00 already).
abeg my people who day foolish?

na we go renovate hell

dat pastor na bad shoter oooo

dat one na bomb