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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: What Is Wrong With These Picture [Thursday Edition] 3.05.2012 on: 5-05-2012 06:09 PM
ok na
2  Forum / Family / I PAID MY Ex-BOYFRIEND N50,000 TO IMPREGNATE ME ON BEHALF OF MY HUSBAND. on: 4-05-2010 03:59 PM
How can you know that a man is infertile before marrying to him? I love men with muscles,and so i was naturally attracted to charles...says angela. He was 47,i was 36,and we were both happy about having an affair leading to marriage.we knew  both of us were getting older and needed to settle down fast so that we could begin to have children before old age comes.charles and i courted for two months,and we loved ourselves a lot..wheneva i knocked on his door,he would carry me on his arms from the doorstep straight to the bed and make sweet love to me.his touch was a memory,it make me reach cloud nine. He was a good artist and sometimes after making love,he would tell me to pose naked on the bed and use a pencil to make a breathtaking sketch of me.i framed some of the Nood drawing.charles told me i had eyes like a cat; that my skin was the colour of honey,and i have a beautiful black midnight hair.his kisses was so soft that i couldn't resist him and satisfying as the rain on dry land i was both hungry and thirsty for his love.i thought i would die if i didn't have charles all night by my side.all attempts to get pregnant for charles failed woefully for 8 years after marriage so, we started having sex as if there was no tomorrow but still,it didn't work till 10 years of marriage.he never said anything each time i asked if there is anything wrong with us his silence was suspicious and i told him so.then i night charles woke me up(angela) from sleep at 3am and said; when he was younger he contracted a STD which affected his reproductive organ.therefore, it was going to be difficult,if not impossible for me to him bear a child.i asked him why he had wasted my time for 10 years before telling me his condition. And he said if he had told me i wouldn't have married him.he now suggested we get children from motherless home to hide our shame.i couldn't because i needed a child from my womb.after 5 days i secretly called my ex-boyfriend and promised to pay him N50,000 if he impregnated me. And he succeeded in making me pregnant. Of course,my husband charles celebrated when i got pregnant twice and bore two children and our stigma as a barren couple vanish.but the secret between i and my ex-boy is intact.. We are now living happily in abuja.         
3  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A crazy man climbs the tree...... on: 9-04-2010 04:40 AM
U try smal
4  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Ugly baby on: 16-11-2009 03:46 PM
ha ha DGUY u almost disfigured my ribs...keep it up
5  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: virginity on: 16-11-2009 03:30 PM
ha ha.... hmmmmmmmmm i think we shud be checkin b4 we enter speed lane  lol
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sex is like Piking your Nose on: 16-11-2009 03:15 PM
ha ha ! wat a an enjoyable joke
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: A boy and a pregnant woman on: 16-11-2009 03:03 PM
lol very good one
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Instead of say NO!! on: 5-12-2008 09:59 AM
NICE ONE
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Sweet Escape!!! on: 5-12-2008 09:18 AM
I HAVE HEARD DIS B4 THINK VERY  WEL B4 POSTIN UR JOKES Huh? SAME OLD STORIES
10  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NA SO U SWEET ?? OREZO on: 5-12-2008 09:14 AM
If i  say all of una wey dey against me dey mad! una go say na curse b dat Xpecially 'OREZO' No wonda dat guy dey wey u spoil him joke dey treten u so...y u dey show ur smal sef
11  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: NA SO U SWEET ?? on: 4-12-2008 04:14 PM
Na freestyle so make u talk o
12  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / NA SO U SWEET ?? on: 4-12-2008 03:01 PM
There lived a chief and his wife, with two house maids named okon and ikaite...One day, the chief called

ikaite into his bedroom and slept with her. after he had finish sexing her, the chief now said thus;haabaa

ikaite you sweet well  well o .....ikaite replied to the chief and said "OGA NA SO OKON DEY TELL ME SAY I
SWEET PASS MADAM O"   
13  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: The Item With The Most Number of Names on: 4-12-2008 02:38 PM
GBOLOKAI
14  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: MACHINE CATCH THIEF!!!!! on: 25-11-2008 03:56 PM
E bi like say jokes 4 niaja don finish o....na him bi say no jokes dey new again
15  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MACHINE CATCH THIEF!!!!! on: 25-11-2008 12:33 PM
Please don't laugh loud. In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. Firstly it was tested in USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· ANGOLA; in 17 minutes it caught 4,000 thevies.  GHANA; in 15 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,· NIGERIA, in 3 minutes the machine was stolen.
16  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Pastor, my dog is dead! on: 24-11-2008 02:23 PM
U TRIED
17  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: IF I DIE WILL U MARRY? on: 24-11-2008 02:21 PM
  Re: IF I DIE WILL U MARRY?
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i no understand dis one oh

IF U NO UNDERSTAND NA FRENCH U GO UNDERSTANDER? Grin
18  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: COUNTRY HARD O. on: 24-11-2008 12:27 PM
Hmmmm na wa for some kind jokes oh!  na which person we go laf now? D guy or d mama put Huh?
19  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IF I DIE WILL U MARRY? on: 24-11-2008 12:14 PM
DIS OCCURED BETWEEN A LOVING HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE;

 Husband: darling, do u love me?

 Wife      : yes honey, i do

 Husband: if i die will u marry again?

 Wife      : No, my honey i will go and stay with my lovely sister in port Harcourt

 Wife      :  if i die will u marry again?

 Husband: No, my darling i will go and stay with your lovely sister in port Harcourt
20  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IF I DIE on: 24-11-2008 11:56 AM
DIS OCCURED BETWEEN A HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE:
 Husband: do u love me?
 Wife      : yes i do
 Husband: if i die will u marry again?
 Wife      : no i will go and stay with my lovely sister in port Harcourt
 Wife      : if i die will u marry again?
 Husband: no i will go and stay with your lovely sister in port Harcourt
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