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1  Forum / Politics / Re: Ghanaian govt chasing us out, lament Nigerian Bizmen on: 5-07-2012 01:50 PM
in 1987 a Ghanian sailor working for a fishing company brought his sister to Nigerian. She was in perpetual awe at the number of cars on Nigerian roads that she declared, "There are too many cars in Nigeria how do people walk around?" She attempted to get my uncle to marry her by hook and crook, and even prostitution! And then, suddenly, Nigerians turn Ghana into the "London of West Africa"? What would you expect.  My people in Ghana, please come home let us fight for our God-given rights; let us terminally dessimate all the evil and wickedness in high places!!!
2  Forum / Religion / Re: Young Boy Impregnates Female Pastor As She Drags Her Husband To Court on: 5-07-2012 01:38 PM
Let me say this for now: "A woman ties and unties her wrapper countless times, more out of habit than the need to fasten it properly!"
unPastor Rita Obiakor, I sorry for you! unPastor Nwachineye, I pity you!
3  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: EXPOSED!! Pastor Okotie Had A Secret Love Child With Another Woman While Married on: 5-07-2012 01:28 PM

Kris Okotie couldn't never have been with this woman.
4  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Solomon Oyeniyi K-Solo's Marriage Collapse, Ex-Wife Calls Him A Fraudster on: 8-06-2012 06:40 PM
who is k-solo? do I know him?
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: US Army prepares for Nigeria‚Äôs possible break-up on: 24-01-2012 02:49 PM
for many reasons indicated here and others that may be yet uncommonly known, the US would be positively disposed to the break up of Nigeria. driven by the frustrations of protracted, undetermined "private wars" it would be in Nigeria's best interest to break up. but, Nigeria's break up should not be at the behest of any foreign power, mighty or micro. if the people are not able to forge common unity pivoted on  equity, justice and freedom, then the time is right for us to negotiated a peaceful dissolution. now, is it the time, when anger in the land has not taken refuge in the many trenches of our blessed and endowed country.
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Unzipped Men's Trousers on: 5-07-2011 08:01 PM
Quote from: kebella on  5-07-2011 07:16 PM
male Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Having head aches on account of those factors? Men?  Grin
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Unzipped Men's Trousers on: 5-07-2011 07:56 PM
Quote from: Enviberry on  5-07-2011 07:10 PM
they should wear boxer b4 trousers

Honestly, I think they do! That... doesn't prevent unzipping, does it?
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Unzipped Men's Trousers on: 5-07-2011 07:55 PM
Quote from: bittersweet on  5-07-2011 06:32 PM
Senile Dementia!

Senile? At 35? 40? 45? What types of food are we eating these days?  Smiley
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Unzipped Men's Trousers on: 5-07-2011 06:09 PM
Have you noticed that incidents of men forgetting to zip up their flies are more prevalent as they approach the middle ages? I often wonder what predisposing factors could be culprit in this trait. Any socially correct answers, please?
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: FASHOLA SENT HIS SON TO LEARN CARPENTRY on: 4-07-2011 04:16 PM
11  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: This Week's Poem: "For Us" on: 20-06-2011 03:56 PM
Sophie, please why are y9ou "laughing 'jakas'"?
12  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: A case for pregnancy before marriage? on: 14-03-2010 06:56 PM
Quote from: dguy on 11-03-2010 12:03 AM
Quote from: wunzie on 10-03-2010 10:29 PM
Nigerian society/families put pressures on ladies to get pregnant before wedlock, supposedly to avert a childless marriage.
Is it sensible for ladies to bow to those pressures

First time am hearing of this, used to think pre-marital pregnancy is an "abomination" - well according to religioys values

Ha! dguy, would this be "fabu"? Where have you been. Truth is the practice of "Show Belle To Marry" is more prevalent in your part of Nigeria. It is a time-tested reality. Ask those who should know.  Grin
13  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Getting Rid of a Guy in 20sec or Less on: 12-01-2010 01:45 PM
Quote from: Keffejude on 11-01-2010 05:35 AM
na dis fat ugly girl dey yan about dissing a dude in 20mins it wont take me 20secs wipe to her fat stretched ass becos its gonna be a privileged 4 her

=> Keffejude ::  Shocked Keffejude, the "Overfine Monkey"! How convenient for you to hide under the cloak of anonymity on the Internet and make a big fool of yourself; and delude yourself that you are streetwise. You think you could measure up to Temi person for person in the real world? Not in your wildest dream; not in your zillion life time! See how her simple but deep intellectual throes have revealed the animal that you really are. Your mama na dog until you appologize to Temi unreservedly!!! Na me talk so!!!   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
14  Forum / Politics / Re: YAR'ADUA DEAD? on: 11-01-2010 09:20 PM
Quote from: stilldan on 11-01-2010 09:18 PM
omo me i never believe ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Never believe. For it is written, "Be ye not a believer of falsehood so that many will count your everyday"!  Grin
15  Forum / Politics / Re: YAR'ADUA DEAD? on: 11-01-2010 09:14 PM
Quote from: biosuju on 11-01-2010 07:39 PM

Ha! Uju! This your "eriri katapot" is a killer. If to say you be real woman, devil for push me!  Grin
16  Forum / Politics / Re: YAR'ADUA DEAD? on: 11-01-2010 08:10 PM
Quote from: freshprince2009 on 11-01-2010 07:47 PM
Quote from: Nulisky on 11-01-2010 02:58 PM
What if He's not dead? Everybody seems to wish Him death.  Remember that His life is in God's hands. I pray for the will of God in his life and in Nigeria.
Nobody is wishing him death. Those wishing him death are his greedy wife and so-called kitchen cabinet members who want him to continue in office despite compelling medical advice for him to resign and take care of his ailments adequately. However, I hear he is not dead but on life support machine. I wonder which is more important to his family: the presidency or the man's life?

On the contrary the masses are afraid for for him. The masses do not wish The President dead. Only political jobbers are on that train, as they fail to realize that to factor their political advancement on another's death is a total endorsement of another premising his own advancement to their own.

May The President behealed and restored by God Almighty so that he would proceed to deliver this nation from the wolves within the vital fabrics of our nationhood. Amen!
17  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: CAN YOU GO FOR CONTRACT MARRIAGE? on: 9-01-2010 04:40 PM
Quote from: MrDon on  8-01-2010 05:13 PM
And for how many year or how many kids??? let hear it

Yes, absolutely so! But, no kids.

It would be stupid and emotionally stressful to have kids under contract marriage, unless you choose to be detached from your kids, which I would consider signing one's own death warrant. However, I have nothing against surrogate parenting; that is, having "contract kids" outside marriage, provided the one who pays gets to keep the kids.  Grin
18  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: WHY DO I LOVE U on: 24-12-2009 04:22 PM
Quote from: queenjacky on 24-12-2009 03:57 PM
why do i love u Huh?Huh???  i love u cause u take me for who i am . i love u cause u have a good heart . i love u cause u  r there for me  in bad or good times .  i love u cause u try to make me always happy  , i love u cause u take me as ur queen . i love u cause u know what u want in life . i love the way u laugh . i love the way u watch football ur so concentrate on it and u make with ur mouth funny stuff  i love the way  ur sleeping huging me the hole night and if i push u away in the next 5 min u will do it again i love the way ur dancing  just funny  i love the way when u r trying to  advice sombody cause  u r not  talking only with ur mouth u use to talk also with ur hands and legs lol  i just love everything in u baby u will be always my igwe and i will always be  ur lolo 
A hurum gi nanya

Quote and unquote... Should I envy this guy?  Grin
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Lapa-Lapa Wahala! on: 24-12-2009 04:00 PM
One my guy for dis board dey lamblast me say di babe wey I net for am get lapa-lapa (= ringworm) for "River Columbus". Make I swear publicly here say I no know o! I no taste the cargo o! How could I? Na only help I dey help the guy as him don over-roast o! Now he dey blame me for the lapa-lapa as if na me giam!

But, come to think of it... I have heard of yeast, yaw, clamydia and all the gonos... etc etc. But, ringworm? I cannot believe ringworm would find a dwelling there, or would it?  Grin Jokes apart!
20  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I just got married on: 24-12-2009 03:21 PM
Quote from: waco on 23-12-2009 01:50 PM
congrats lady! but sorry cos u will have no moral ground to
judge the guy when he continues with his calling.

At least you knew him too well b4 time. keep arranging sha!

Tell her, my brother! I smell a palace coup!

Just think about this: She was "his arranger" and he was "her arrangee"; and as the story goes, he left all "the arrangements" to finally pick her (the arrangfer) in the stead.  Wink If I say "J", you say "U", one man say "J"; and another say "U"; omo, na u sabi!

I reaffirm: I smell a palace coup!  Grin
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