One day pastor come d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  complain about offering bus say he too small,

The next sunday the church come bring basin come for offering

The next sunday come complain again say where them d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  put offering no good

The church come contribute do glass offering

The last time he come the complain , na he come ask the church if them fit tell am wethin d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  him mind

One boy stand up come say sir you are tinking of building a bank inside the church so we can pay offering symstematically

The pastor shouted that ma son is in d spirit
B4 he turn back everbody don finish for church...he come dey hear
Make pastor build am himself.......


25e1566f

25e1566f...hope una like am

In Japan,a machine
that exposes
thieves was
invented;and they
took it to different
countries for test.
USA-in 30mins-it
caught 20thieves,
UK-in 30mins it
caught 50thieves,
SPAIN-in 20mins it
caught 25thieves,
GHANA-10mins it
caught 1million
thieves,
UGANDA-7mins it
caught
20,000thieves
NIGERIA-5mins the
machine got Stolen.

Hope u like it for me  =)) ˚°◦hahahaha                                                                                  <//>.                                                   
 _\\_ my 4th post

I say make I go piss,b4 I come monica d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  kiss anoder man,WЂε̲̣̣̣̥Й I ask what is this,she say shebi na u say love d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  blind, if to say u love me how u take see am..

I buy her maltina, she go say na blood tonic,she go d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥  ask how many spoon she go drink for morning

I say make monica go buy me newspaper, she go buy me another wan I say dis is nt punch before I know na blow for my face

Monica come go look for work,for interview them say make d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ bring pass record, WЂε̲̣̣̣̥Й monica land everybody start to laugh she carry carton full of record,she come say wether na sunny ade, fela, orlanda brothers or kuti them need..

Make una advice me before monica kill me................

25e1566f it ur boy odogwu my newstyle

The woman na genious

1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international.
7. The Bombers who born them? wasn't it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

11. at least we all have HiV AiDs except that some of us are negative & some of us are positive, on world AIDs day speech

ON THIER WAY TO JUSTICE OF PEACE TO GET MARIED,
THE COUPLE HAD A FATAL ACCCIDENT,ON GETTING TO
HEAVEN,THEY SAT 4 COUPLE OF MONTH,WONDERING IF
HEY SHOULD GET MARIED IN HEAVEN,PARTICULARLY CONSIDER
DAT HEAVEN IS ETERNAL,:WHAT IF IT DONT WORK OUT?THEY WONDERD
:ARE WE STUCK 2GETHER 4EVER?THE ANGEL DAT WAS TRYING TO HELP THEM LATER REYURN
LOOKING VERY TIRED.:DECLARED THE ANGEK GREAT DEY EXCLAIMED ON THE
SECOND TAUGHT DEY DECIDE TO ASK BUT WAT IF IT DONT WORK OUT
COULD WE ALSO GET DIVORCE IN HEAVEN?THE ANGEL WHO BCAME VISIBLY ANGRY SHOUTED
IT TOOK ME 3 MONTH TO FIND APRIEST UP HERE,DO U HAV ANY IDEA
HOW LONG IT GOING TO TAKE ME TO FIND A LAWYER.

FOR MY SIDE BENIN,NEPA DEY CUT LIGHT
ANY HOW.AND WE ALWAYS DEY COMPLAIN
SAY THIER OWN TOO MUCH.WHEN I CUM
REACH WARRI I NO NO SAY DIER CASE
WORSE PASS OUR OWN.NEPA GO
CUT LIGHT IF U ON CANDLE AT ALL DEM GO
CUM OFF AM 4 U.SAY THEM NO WAN SEE
ANY LIGHT DEY SHINE AT ALL 4 THE HOUSE.
  

one day a boy was going to his uncle
house with a turkey.befor he could
come down from the car the turkey ran
away.immidiately he said"hey hey
come here am holding the addresss.

THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO HAS TEN YEARS OLD CHILD.
SO THEY DECIDED TO TAKE HIM TO A FORTUNE TELLER
TO CHECK THE CHILD FUTURE AMBITION.THE FORTUNE
TELLER TOLD THE COUPLE TO BUY AN ORANGE AND KEEP
SOME MONEY AND BIBLE BSIDE THE CHILD IN A ROOM
AND HE TOLD THE COUPLE TO COME BACK AND CHECK,
IF THE CHILD DRINK THE ORANGE HE WILL B A FARMER,
IF HE POCKET THE MONEY HE WILL BE A BANKER,AND
IF HE HOLD THE BIBLE HE WILL BE A PASTOR FORTUNATELY
WHEN THE COUPLES WENT BACK TO THE ROOM TO CHECK
THE CHILD,THEY MET HIM DRINKING THE ORANGE,HE POCKET THE MONEY
AND HOLD THE BIBLE AND THE COUPLE TOOK THE CHILD TO THE PSYCOLOGIST
AND TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED.THE FORTUNE TELLER LAUGHED AND SAID YOUR CHILD
WILL BE A POLITICIAN.

THANX

THANKS KENNY

 THER WERE THREE FRIENDS WHO WERE LOST
IN THE DESERT,THEN AN ANGEL APPEARED
TO THEM AND TOLD EACH OF THEM TO MAKE A WISH.
THE FIRST ONE SAID,"GOD I WISH TO B AT HOME"
AND HIS WISH WAS GRANTED,THE SECOND ONE SAID
THE SAME THING HIS WISH WAS GRANTED.
THEN THE THIRD ONE SAID,"GOD SEE HOW LONELY I AM,
I WISH MY TWOFRIENDS WERE WITH ME,
AND HIS WISH WAS GRANTED,
HIS FRIEND CAME BACK AND NEVER LEFT THE FOREST.

TENI: TRY AND PRONOUCE THIS WORDS AS I SPELL.
JUNAID:OKAY
TENI:S-T-E-P M-O-T-H-E-R
JUNAID:(VERY SIMPLE) STEP MOTHER
TENI:S-T-E-P B-R-O-T-H-E--R
JUNAID:STEPBROTHER
TENI:S-T-E-P F-A-T-H-E-R
JUNAID:STEPFATHER
TENI:S-T-E-P-H-E-N
JUNAID WAS CARRIED AWAY AND HE CONCIOUSLY ANSWERED
JUNAID:STEP HEN
(INSTEAD OF STEPHEN D NAME OF A PERSON)

a drunker get on the bus late one night,
stagger up the aisle and sit next to an elderly woman.
she looks up and says" i have news for you.
you aregoing stair to hell!!
the man jumps out of his seatand shout,
"man,i am on the wrong bus.