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1  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what percentage of nigerian girls do you think keep one boy friend? on: 30-10-2010 02:11 PM
i think 32%  and another 40% are willing only if the men show commitment, get ready to be played if u are a player
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Financial Meltdown!!!!!!!!! on: 23-04-2009 10:15 PM
INTERNAL MEMO


FROM: FATHER

TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES

SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN


Unavoidably, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as

below and, under no circumstance is any violation allowed.


1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared Restricted Zones.

Entry and/or passage shall require express permission from

myself upon submission of written request.



2. Breakfast is banned. This matter is not for discussion.



3. Such food items as rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and

milk are Restricted. Anyone intending to eat

any of such food, must write to Me in triplicate, with three days

notice, giving convincing nutritional reasons backed by a qualified

dietician.



4. Watering with hoses is banned. Further, only food-giving plants

shall be watered. No lawns or flowers

shall receive water. For internal decoration, only plastic and

dry-flower arrangements shall be permitted.



5. Bathing in the morning is limited to 5 litres of water per day

per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are

medical reasons.



6. Security guards are being removed with immediate effect. All

dependants shall abide by an all-night

guard-duty roster I shall make available shortly.



7. No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to

offer food, drinks or even music. Those who

want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.



8. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or

Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection

from The House.



9. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in

The House, shall immediately have to seek temporary employment somewhere

to earn money to replace such broken item(s)..



10. All visitors intending to spend a night/week or more shall apply

in triplicate and give two months notice,

with an endorsement from their town Mayor, Village Headman or Church

Priest, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay home. Failure to

do this shall result in their being turned away upon arrival.







THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER.


Thank you.


-----General---Donsteady8---------------------
XXXXXXX
3  Forum / Naijapals / Re: meaning behind your nick names here in naija pals on: 5-01-2009 03:19 AM
my nick name is Don-Steady and i was born 1982 so i added the 8 it became donsteady8
4  Forum / Politics / WHAT’ MAKE IT DEMOCRACY? on: 21-12-2008 05:33 PM
What’s makes it democracy? is it the voting or the counting?
5  Forum / Politics / Re: DESCRIBE NIGERIA IN ONE WORD! on: 16-12-2008 12:35 PM
I AM A NIGERIAN AND I REALLY MISS NIGERIA, NIGERIA IS THE BEST COUNTRY ON EATH, LOOK EVEN IN AMERICA THERE ARE POEPLE THAT STARVIN, LIKEWISE NIGERIA, NIGERIA HAS LOT OF MILLIONIERS, I THINK I CAN CALL NIGERIA  (Paradise) YOU MAY DOUBT ME BECAUSE OF YOUR CONDITION,
6  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Never Had a Boyfriend on: 14-12-2008 01:39 PM
is possible, but it sound like you need attention,
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Hungry and Broke on: 2-12-2008 12:23 AM
Estha you try, i print am show my friends here but them no understand our local english so i explain it to them and  them say why nigerians in all dey lake that, too greedy i laf my head scatar, Karina i swaer you look very cute, i go dey happy if i go feet see u, i will come over to 9ja for this Dec, Easther more fire, you REZIMERO, why u dey yap others now, u no see say e never eat befor you snap am the picture, you for let am eat first ooh i see, bcos you want laf am na em make u snap am with emty bele abi, lol. one love 9ja, we miss nija so much
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