waiting for u to leave first

i prefer a dark chocolate man!!!!! yummy!!

after u

i was a virgin once, so does that mean i was divine

checking and passing, lol

who? me?

depends

Ding

I visited nigeria in 2008. so i decided to open an account. i was in the central bank when this american guy entered.
AMERICAN BOY:  where is your ing manager?
THE LADY:  please sir such words are not used here
AMERICAN BOY:   you men. i wanna see your ing manager, your telling me .
THE LADY:  pls Sir, you dont use such words here. i am afraid i will ask you to leave.
AMERICAN BOY:  what a ? am gonna poop you nigga.

so immidiactly the manager came out and he was like. what is going on here? the american boy starts.

AMERICAN BOY: are you the ing manager?
MANAGER: Please sir, you dont use such word here, this is a banking hall.
AMERICAN BOY: what the  is wrong with you niggas.  men. i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, your telling me .  you all niggas.
MANAGER: ..............Come, ......what did you say?
AMERICAN BOY: i say i wanna open my ing account with my ing 2 million naira, you people are telling me . what a ?
MANAGER: and what did that ing girl told you? anyway my name is mister ing Manager, lets go to my ing Office, this is my ing Bank.