The message is; Seek him now that He is available, for time will come when we will search for him and He wont be there.
 Christ is now our mediator, savior and redeemer; but He will come again as a judge to bring justice to the word

This is a story from last Sunday's sermon in my church.
     Matt, 8 years old, did not heed his parent’s advice and rode one of his father's stubborn horses. The horse galloped away heading for the bush. A stranger passing by noticed what was happening, went after them, shot the horse and rescued the boy. He nursed the boy's injury and took him back to his parents.
     Years later, Matt is on trial for a hideous crime that could incarcerate him for a long time if convicted. Alas, the judge was the same stranger that saved him years ago. Matt sent a note to the judge, "I am the little boy whom you saved years ago, please help me." The judge looked at him, recognized him, then wrote back saying, "I am sorry, I can't help you; then I was a redeemer, but now I am a judge."

Emmymth

You make enough sense.

Infact I go with your answer whether DGuy concur or not.

Betting is a sin, in the sense that the Reward, lets use Money as an instance here, was never worked for. You bet; hoping, praying and can go to extreme measures to see that you win.

Greed is also associated with Betting. Cos you would want to reap the other person off. And we all that Greed is a Vice.

It breed bad blood and can turn friends into foes. Cos nobody will be happy to loose his/her hard earned money just like that.

    
Re: Who is the father?
« posted : Yesterday at 12:59:06 PM »
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That i dont know. Might be one of the neighbours, or their landord, the Oga for work be suspect too. Or one of this guys for naijapals.

Or what do you think?

A mother was walking on the street one day with her daughter.

 A passerby saw the baby and said,

"Oh, she's so cute; guess she must look like her father".

 The woman replied, it's a pity she resembled the father, and not my husband".

i think the idea is that they other two swam with their hands, while the blond woman swam with with her Bosom .
Abi sillyjocker.

                              ENJOY

THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST;

 Dear Systems Department,


 I am desperate for some help!


 I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
 Processing and also took up a lot  of space and valuable
 resources.

 This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
 addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other
 programs and launches during systems Initialization and
 then it monitors all other system activities.


 Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5"
 and "Golf 5.3" no longer Run, and crashes the
 system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Selected
 "Saturday Football 6.3" always fails and
 "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.


 I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhilst
 attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it
 online or offline. I am thinking of going back to
 "Girlfriend7. 0", but uninstall doesn't work on
 this program.
 Can you please help?


         ...... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;


 Dear Customer,


 This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
 misunderstanding of the functions of the "wife1.0
 "program. Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend
 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife
 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

 Actually, "Wife 1.0 " is an OPERATING SYSTEM
 designed by it's Creator to Run everything. You are
 unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 "and still
 convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 ", as "Wife
 1.0" was not designed to do this and it is Impossible
 to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
 System once it is installed. Some people have tried to
 install "Girlfriend 8.0 "or "Wife 2.0 "
 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under
 Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).


 Having " Wife 1.0 " installed, I recommend you
 keep it installed And deal with the difficulties as best as
 you can. When any faults or problems Occur, whatever you
 think has caused them, you must run the
 C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting
 to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

 It may be necessary to run  C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME
 for a number of  times, and eventually hope that the
 operating system will return to normal. "Wife 1.0
 ", although a very high maintenance  program, can be
 very rewarding.


 To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
 Software  such as "Flowers 2.0" and
 "Chocolates 5.0" or  "HUGS\KISSES
 600.0" or "TENDERNESS \ UNDERSTANDING
 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids
 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).

 DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand
 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported
 Application for "Wife 1.0 "and the system will
 almost certainly CRASH.


 BEST OF LUCK!

 Your Systems Analyst,

 

 

THIS IS WHAT A GUY WROTE TO A SYSTEM ANALYST;

 Dear Systems Department,


 I am desperate for some help!


 I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
 Processing and also took up a lot  of space and valuable
 resources.

 This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In
 addition Wife 1.0 Installs itself into all other
 programs and launches during systems Initialization and
 then it monitors all other system activities.


 Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5"
 and "Golf 5.3" no longer Run, and crashes the
 system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Selected
 "Saturday Football 6.3" always fails and
 "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead.


 I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhilst
 attempting to run any of my favourite applications. Be it
 online or offline. I am thinking of going back to
 "Girlfriend7. 0", but uninstall doesn't work on
 this program.
 Can you please help?


         ...... AND THIS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID;


 Dear Customer,


 This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
 misunderstanding of the functions of the "wife1.0
 "program. Many customers upgrade from "Girlfriend
 7.0" to "Wife 1.0 " thinking that "Wife
 1.0" is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

 Actually, "Wife 1.0 " is an OPERATING SYSTEM
 designed by it's Creator to Run everything. You are
 unlikely to be able to purge "Wife 1.0 "and still
 convert back to "Girlfriend 7.0 ", as "Wife
 1.0" was not designed to do this and it is Impossible
 to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
 System once it is installed. Some people have tried to
 install "Girlfriend 8.0 "or "Wife 2.0 "
 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under
 Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).


 Having " Wife 1.0 " installed, I recommend you
 keep it installed And deal with the difficulties as best as
 you can. When any faults or problems Occur, whatever you
 think has caused them, you must run the
 C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME Program and avoid attempting
 to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

 It may be necessary to run  C:\APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME
 for a number of  times, and eventually hope that the
 operating system will return to normal. "Wife 1.0
 ", although a very high maintenance  program, can be
 very rewarding.


 To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
 Software  such as "Flowers 2.0" and
 "Chocolates 5.0" or  "HUGS\KISSES
 600.0" or "TENDERNESS \ UNDERSTANDING
 1000.0", or even "Eating Out Without the Kids
 7.2.1" (if child processing has already started).

 DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary
 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand
 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported
 Application for "Wife 1.0 "and the system will
 almost certainly CRASH.


 BEST OF LUCK!

 Your Systems Analyst,

 

 

The saying that " An African Man is promiscuous in nature" is no longer true. Statistics has proven that women are now at the fore front. Peharps, this is yet another way of their telling us that "what a man can do, a woman can do better".

Man and woman were sleeping blissfully one night after making some sweet cool love. The woman was deep in sleep and dreaming.


Suddenly she shouted, "quickly, wake up! my husband is back.

Man quickly grabbed his cloth and jumped out of the storey building and landed on his back.



OH!!!! Man cried, "i am the husband".