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141  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Rate the person above YOU!! on: 6-01-2009 07:52 PM
na y ou sabi 7.2
142  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Tangle...till fade on: 6-01-2009 06:19 PM
girl
143  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: I LOVE SLIM GIRLS, BUT THE FATTER ONES COME U. WHAT D I DO? on: 6-01-2009 03:08 PM
Quote from: eagleseyez on  6-01-2009 02:44 PM
lock her inside ur crib
and starve her...in 30
days u'll like her looks


way to go eagleseyez.... 30 days i was thinking 50,
144  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Rate the person above YOU!! on: 6-01-2009 02:58 PM
haba 10! cha

for that
5
145  Forum / Forum Games / E don tey Naija Delata start Kidnaping on: 6-01-2009 02:32 PM
Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Priye was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Priye"s mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye"s mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn"t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn"t true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven"t been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Priye

Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.



Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye"s mother thought her plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye"s mother told him.


Priye walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I"VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

The hit man.

Diepriye



Can u beat dat Huh?!!
146  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Naming Ceremony!!! (lets do dis) on: 6-01-2009 02:28 PM
qudus
147  Forum / Forum Games / Re: For a million dollars...would you??... on: 6-01-2009 02:19 PM
Quote from: lovelacetito on  6-01-2009 05:45 AM
yes ofcourse jo  n i will  kill him later..lol


will u do a gay threesome 4 a million dollars?


haba lovelacetito, nope i wont,
will you trade your mother for a million dollars?
148  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Match Naijapals members on: 6-01-2009 02:15 PM
in the name of naija pals dguy and whoever i proclaim you hus and wif
149  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: segxwal Experiences? on: 6-01-2009 02:01 PM
Quote from: SAmyrocko on  6-01-2009 01:49 PM
Quote from: mazi on  6-01-2009 01:46 PM
she has done too many....
And won't like to tell....nor rather
 allow the other person to ask her. lol

Not so, she wont tell because she could be a lesbian lol
150  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Naming Ceremony!!! (lets do dis) on: 6-01-2009 01:50 PM
Dipreye
151  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Tangle...till fade on: 6-01-2009 01:40 PM
sack letter
152  Forum / Forum Games / Re: THE ANIMAL GAME on: 6-01-2009 01:38 PM
abeg wetin them dey call animal wa no get face..... vulture lol
153  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Can you date the above person? on: 6-01-2009 01:37 PM
mumu who wan help u better find work do
154  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Match Naijapals members on: 6-01-2009 01:28 PM
check this out lovelacetito and osituga heheheh
155  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Rate the person above YOU!! on: 6-01-2009 01:25 PM
7.2
156  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Dirty mind on: 6-01-2009 01:06 PM
omo baby, i bow for you really you jst so creative, which kind of needle u like, na dat long one or those smal ones abi na the normal one, which levels girl
157  Forum / Naijapals / Re: meaning behind your nick names here in naija pals on: 6-01-2009 12:58 PM
dnishe....... looking for something to go wit my name so i came up with
daniel is he
158  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Tangle...till fade on: 6-01-2009 02:08 AM
Business Centre
159  Forum / Forum Games / Re: For a million dollars...would you??... on: 6-01-2009 01:37 AM
of curse i will hid a criminal

for a million dollars will  u go for life in imprisonment for your wife
160  Forum / Forum Games / Re: Can you date the above person? on: 6-01-2009 01:22 AM
lie lie, never
mba
no no ku ma
iro
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