UR SO RIGHT. APART FROM PASSING QUICK JUDGEMENT ON THEM, SOME PALS HERE WOULD START GUESSING NAMES OF THE UNIVERSITIES WHERE THEY ATTEND, AND THE STATE THEY COME FROM. HOW SAD!

“I’m just too busy for a relationship.” Almost always BS. If a guy is into you. I mean really into you, he’s MAKING time. He’s FINDING time. He’s making sure that you know that it’s all about you. And he’s making sure you know that he doesn’t want you seeing anyone else but him.  Too busy, huh? Funny…he’s wasn’t too busy to come by for that late night hook up. Or that mid day hook up. Or any kind of hook up. He found time to break headboards but no time to make a commitment.  Too busy? I call BS


“It’s not about you, it’s about me.” Come on, who hasn’t used this one? What he means when he says it’s not about you, he means it’s all about you.  For whatever reason, your time with him has run its course. You stopped floating his boat. And you know what? He probably just saved you a lot of time and heartache by bailing.


“I can’t give you all the things you deserve.” This one is beautiful. Almost poetic. This guy's tortured, lovelorn soul can’t bear the guilt of not being all that someone as amazing as you deserves. He’s making the ultimate sacrifice, walking away from your relationship, to give you the chance at a better life with a guy he thinks would be all that you need and want. BS. That nonsense only happens in Sandra Bullock movies. But it sure makes him sound like a swell guy doesn't it? Making the grand gesture of putting your future first. And it sounds so romantic and generous. The truth? No dude really thinks the next guy is better than him, come on! Even if he DID feel some insecurity or inferiority, he's never going to admit it and walk away from someone he really and truly wants to be with.


"I'm not ready for a relationship." BS. Most women don't know this, but this excuse has been partially redacted. The full, actual, statement is : "I'm not ready for a relationship...with you."  Ohhh yeah. Ever go out with a guy and he tells you that he's not ready for a relationship? Then 4 months later...dude is engaged!  He's ready now.


And finally. This one isn't really an excuse per se. It's more of passive aggressive action. And upon reflection, it's one of those ones that both genders use, but I'm guessing that guys do it more. I call it, "The Fade." You already know what I'm talking about don't you?

"The Fade."

You're going out with someone, things are going well. And then as time goes on phone calls become less frequent. E-mails are short and to the point. Texts grind to a neck-snapping halt. It's suddenly difficult to keep plans because (gasp!) "Something suddenly came up." Eventually communication peters out and you slowly lose touch. No muss no fuss. No explaining. This is just good old fashioned wimping out. Works like a charm. Until that random day where you bump into each other and engage in that awkward exchange where you make plans to catch up that, by this point, neither of you really plans to follow up on.

1. If he says to you 'I only want to be with you," pay attention. The question that should come to mind is, 'Well, who else? Who else would you want to be with? Why am I the only one?' What does that even mean?

2. He says, 'I want you to have my baby.' Trust me, that very often is said in the passion of the moment and he means it in the moment but it's not going to be the way he feels the next day.

3. He's NOT affectionate and/or if you're kissing and he's kissing you back but you find his eyes are open and he's looking around, you should know that's a sign to consider.

4. He makes AND breaks promises. If he's always promising you, 'We're going to go out' or 'We're going to meet my family',  but it doesn't happen, there's a reason he's not keeping the promises.

5. He always talks about the future, but the future never comes. It's about what's going to happen, what's always ahead...but you're left dealing with what DIDN'T happen. Bottom line: If you find you're waiting for something more to happen between the two of you and the only thing that seems to be happening is that you're having great sex, he may be faking the LOVING PART. You may want to start paying attention to that so that you don't wind up feeling left out of the rest of his life and not being able to bring him into your life in a more complete way.

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