In England, a Nigerian was chewing bone after eating a meal.

An English man seating opposite him chewing biscuits after watching him for awhile, asked him;

"what do dogs eat in Nigeria?" And d Nigerian replied; "Biscuits!"

Can anyone tell me why it is so hard to pray, but easy to swear?

Why clubs are growing and churches are shrinking?

Why it is so hard to re-post a Christian status, but easy to post gossip?

Why we can worship a celebrity, but not Jesus?

its rada sad nd pitiful!

Two stupid dumbos were in the forest arguing which was more stupid, one stepped on something... "e bi like say na shit, make I smell

am, e smell like shit, make I taste am,
na shit! na shit, the other one asked, u sure say na shit, the other replied taste am, the second

tasted& answered na shit!na shit!"Who is more stupid?

There are plenty of men out there who would love her, just keep looking in the right places, stop wishing and pray. It is what u ask God for that he gives u. As a matter of fact, My STEP DAD is the best thing that has ever happened to me! My mum married him when i was a child and uptil now he has never stopped loving me, he supports me in everything i do so long as it gives me happiness.
When i wake up every morning i pray to God for a man like him and i know that God will answer me in His time, So lets keep praying for each other!

Hmmm! I wish i had a mother like that to look out for me!
There's a proverb in my place thats says
"WHAT AN ELDER SEES WHILE SITTING, A CHILD WILL NOT EVEN IF HE CLIMBS A LADDER"
Moving out wil not make things better, have a heart to heart talk with ur mum and tell her how grateful u are for having her but that ur not ready and she'l keep praying for you! Evry MUM wants the best for their children.  U need a man in ur life, we all need a man/woman in our lives. If u don't want ur mum's choice then choose one amongst ur friends, there is a man out there who would love ur dauta as much as u do, and respect ur wishes as regards her future.

Two suitors! God! Aren't u lucky!

it's not a new thing, after all, some guys get married to older women. It all depends on the motive

Hmmmmmmmm wonders of naija!

Loving God! His awesome.

If i were u, i'll put segxwal relationships on hold until i'm old, mature enough to take decisions that i will not regret.
Ur not only purnishing urself psychologically but also punishing the guy. a BJ could lead to other things,(na from clap them dey enter dance) wen some guys are in that mood they do anyfin to come, in that process he could violate u unconciously.

Keep urself dear, ur V is ur pride! I adore u!

I nor talk so o... na u dey talk am now!

True talk, did'nt think of that!

I can't say ur wrong, but i'll tell u that guys are worse wen it comes to dating a partner. Some guys see dating just one girl as weakness on their part (internet or real)they also enjoy sleeping wit more than one girl in d name of looking for a better one amongst them to settle with.
What is happening btw guys and girls on the internet is d same tin happening on ground... the difference is the individual.

If u want a good girl, first be a good guy! i believe people always attract their kind!

I can't say ur wrong, but i'll tell u that guys are worse wen it comes to dating a partner. Some guys see dating just one girl as weakness on their part (internet or real)they also enjoy sleeping wit more than one girl in d name of looking for a better one amongst them to settle with.
What is happening btw guys and girls on the internet is d same tin happening on ground... the difference is the individual.

If u want a good girl, first be a good guy! i believe people always attract their kind!

He should have trusted in the Lord, worship him in truth and wait for God's time instead of asking his mother to pray..
I wonder why people give up so easily these days and take their lives as if they own it! Anyway, let him go and answer to his maker!

What is this world really turning into..... i wish i could just grab her and beat the hell out of her...

  It's become a normal thing for people to kill these days.  Its so barbaric!

If u say challenge, i see that as disrespect to ur parents. A child can never know more than the parents. There are ways u talk to ur parents without sounding rude and know it all. Just the same kind of way u talk to ur man/woman when ur hurt thats the same way we should approach issues with our parents, after all "what an elder see why sitting a child will not see it even if he climbs a tree"!

There are good guys on the internet just as there are bad guys. Where u meet a guy doesn't matter, wat matters is the person's disposition. We meet people everywhere and anywhere.

Some guys are mental, and have a knack for evil! Just recently around my neighbourhood, it was heard that a guy drugged his girl of 2years and slept with her through the anus. Alot of terrible fins are happening, wat we(girls) pray for, is to be at the right place, in the right time, with the right person.
Stories abound about marriages that were contracted by people who met on the internet, and they live happier than couples who met on the street, school, workplace etc.
I'm sure u have met alot of lovely friends here on naijapals, friends u never knew b4 u came here, and this relationship could/may lead to marriage, so, u see, it depends on who's involved!

Not coming clean about ur past
Whatever skeletons u’re hiding,they'll come out eventually. U should tell d other person about any addictions u had,if u've been married,and so on.Granted,all of this doesn’t have to be revealed all at once or all within d first few weeks of dating.When u feel like d relationship is getting serious,u should come out & be fully honest.
  

This should have been the number one mistake on this list bittersweet. Most of the problems in our relationships today is as a result of a partner hiding his/her past from the other.
I have always believed in telling the truth no matter wat, cos i know that if the love is genuie the relationship will continue.
There's an issue my pastor is handling right now concerning a married couple.
They've been married for years and have four children togeda. Its just recently that the woman caught the man in the bathroom smoking for the forst time. She wept like a baby (not bcos the man is a smoker, but she said cos he hid it from her  for so long) and cos of this she wants a divorce that she's scared the man may have other tins he's hiding.
 
I beiev that one should always tell the truth about one's status, especially wat u've done in the past, if he/she loves u, they'll stay.

There's no perfect person!