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1  Forum / The Buzz Central / Dr. Sign Fireman is getting Married!!! Congratulations Rev.! on: 22-04-2013 02:25 PM
It is true! Rev. Dr. Sign Fireman is getting married!!!
2  Forum / Religion / Dr. Sign Fireman and Hotgirls! on: 29-01-2013 04:40 PM
The “HOT GIRLS” flyer of Sign Fireman caused quite a stir recently. Different people had different things to say about it. We didn’t want to take sides: we just wanted to hear from him directly … and know why he made such flyers. So we went to see him and ask him. This was his reply:

The point is that God sent me to bring Twenty-First Century innovations that will change Christianity and make it have more results! Let me give you an example.

Recently, believers do soulwinning among believers! Churches “wins souls” from another church! That is not soul winning! That is souls transfer! They are fishing in the frying pan! Real soulwinning is reaching out to SINNERS and getting them saved! To do that, one has to go to where sinners are!

That is how Jesus did it! “And it came to pass, as Jesus sat at meat in the house, behold, many publicans and sinners came and sat down with him and his disciples” (Matthew 9:10).

And it brings criticism! “And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?” (Mark 2:16).

Jesus reaching out to sinners was misunderstood, but He didn’t care. Here was Jesus’ response to the criticism: “…wisdom is justified of her children” (Matthew 11:19). He called strategy for reaching out to sinners “wisdom,” and said that, contrary to the claims of critics, the strategy is not justified by how it looks but by its results!

Our HOT GIRLS flyer was a Twenty-First Century evangelistic innovation! We wanted to reach out to harlots. We wanted to take call girls off the streets around the location of the church. One of the times Jesus appeared to me He taught me that, to catch a fish, you have to use bait! Hence, we designed the flyer with a caption that would attract them! Contrary to the criticisms of critics, the strategy worked! Hundreds of girls were saved, including so many call girls! We gave those call girls money to move from the hotels and brothels to their own houses, jobs, capital for business, machines for starting a business, and we sent some of them back to school! Today, many of them are still saved, working, schooling, and some are even married! As Jesus said, the results have resoundingly justified the strategy!

I believe in hardcore, revolutionary evangelism; not the frying pan fishing that many churches are doing today!

Like Jesus did it, real evangelism involves our risking being misunderstood, and reaching out to unbelievers wherever they may be found! Let’s stop playing nice and launch out and do real soulwinning!
3  Forum / Religion / Private Inquiry into Why People Hate Dr. Fireman! on: 29-01-2013 04:09 PM
The name Sign Fireman suddenly became very popular. In the press and on the net, it crossed the popularity of even some of the big name pastors in the world. It also came with some controversies around it. Therefore, we decided to investigate it independently.

Our investigations revealed that Sign Fireman did not just show up as an ordinary preacher. He showed up with a mission to teach all believers how to perform miracles. In his services around the world, he does not only teach believers how to perform miracles, on the spot the attendees apply what he taught them … and it works, instantly resulting in hundreds of all manner of miracles!

In the service of Sign Fireman we attended, he taught on HOW TO HEAL CRIPPLES. He revealed the mistakes people make in healing cripples, taught different types of cripples, and then taught shocking Bible secrets on how to heal different types of cripples. He rounded up the teaching with an example. In the service, there was a fifteen-year-old boy with a case of polio. His legs were so bad that they looked like jelly! But after Sign Fireman ministered to him, although the legs still looked like jelly, to the utter amazement of everybody, he began to walk with them! As we looked around, we could see mature men and women wiping tears off their eyes, totally stunned by the miracle!

Thereafter, Sign Fireman instructed everybody to find any cripple around them and heal them! In minutes, every cripple in the service had been healed and was out at the altar to testify!

We were shocked! We considered helping all those folks to get healed a good work, and we wondered why some people wanted to mess up the name of this noble cleric! Therefore, we decided to go to one of his great antagonists on our list to find out why.

When we got to his church, we told him about some of the things that we heard that he said against Sign Fireman, and also told him about the experience we had at the Sign Fireman’s service we attended: the teachings, the healing of the teenager with polio, and the healings performed by attendees. We told him that we considered that a noble work, and asked him why he had a problem with such a helpful ministry.

In his words, he said, “There are things that should be taught church members, and there are things that only ministers should know. If he is teaching everybody how to perform miracles, then he puts ministers out of business!”

We were shocked! We thought that ministry was all about being a blessing to people! We didn’t know that some used it as a business to prey on hurting people!

In the light of our investigations, we conclude that the main antagonists of Sign Fireman are ministers who feel that he is putting them out of business by teaching and solving the problems of those that they are preying on! Frankly, instead of fighting the beautiful work that Sign Fireman is doing, we need to pray for God to send more people like him, who will be bold enough to defy the vicious attacks of crooked ministers, and help the hurting, rather than prey on them!
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