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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / THE PROSTITUTE on: 24-06-2012 03:17 PM
A prostitute asked a doctor to make another hole near her ass. The doctor was surprised and asked her why? She answered “ business is moving well,i want to open another branch....."
2  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: US mother forgets 5-week-old baby on top of car, drives off on: 21-06-2012 11:24 AM
She's not the owner of the baby.
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Boko Haram Promises Bloodier Days; Threatens More Attacks On Churches And Govern on: 21-06-2012 11:20 AM
Honestly speaking i think is high time we stop making nonsense comment and start taking this people serious. At least lets consider something here, in one way or the other we are all related to the victims of these Animals called Boko Haram either by Religion, Tribe, Friendship or Direct Blood. Innocent people are dying every day courtesy of these cowards, when will all this stop? I think is time for the Government to listen and make-up to there demands not because Government is scared of them but at least to save innocent people from dying unjustly. What this people are doing is not by any way affecting the Government or the elite but instead is affecting we the Masses. Please let wake-up.
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: R.I.P: Ex Egyptian President, Hosni Mubarak Is Dead! on: 20-06-2012 01:51 PM
Big lie he is not dead. He was placed on life-support. Stop spreading rumors plssssssssssssssssssssss.
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: President Jonathan, Gov. Fashola, Amosun, Police IG, Others Visit DANA Air Fligh on: 5-06-2012 03:03 PM
Crocodile tears.
6  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / honeypot-Cat on: 24-05-2012 06:18 PM
A boy took his Cat to school and was asked by the teacher,
Teacher "John, why did you bring your cat to school?"
the boy grumbly replied: "Sir, my daddy told my mummy that he's gonna eat that honeypot tonight";
7  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Video: Man Glued To Another Man's Wife During Illicit Affair [video] on: 13-05-2012 10:34 AM
What a shame!
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / BOKO HARAM Woman caught with guns inside garri bags on: 15-04-2012 06:32 PM
Heys pals check this video out! This Boko Haram Woman was arrest at a military check point, trying to smuggle guns buried inside garri bags. What a shame.
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: GUESS WHAT? We found the safest place in Nigeria. on: 11-04-2012 08:14 PM
U wan try? dats my state!
Actors with honeypot and dick! na wa o.
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Don Jazzy Confirms Breakup From Dbanj - "End Of Old Era" on: 18-03-2012 10:00 AM
God forgive me. Nothing has ever lasted long in Nigeria. Up Next P-Square Separation. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes are etching i cant wait to c.
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Female NYSC Member Arrested With Cocaine In Abuja on: 15-03-2012 04:19 PM
Quote from: Bachelorette on 14-03-2012 01:21 PM
The true meaning of ISLAM:

I - Isreal is our no.1 enemy (Being the Birth home of JESUS CHRIST)
S - Suicide Bombing is the only meal ticket to Paradise
L - Live according to Mohammed's will ( Rape, Polygamy, War, etc) if you must enjoy 72 virgins
A - All other Religion are treat to Islam (As such they must be wiped out through Terrorism)
M - Most especially Christianity and Its doctrines

Good day, My country People!

You must be a son of a Prostitute who does not know his father. You piece of Dog.
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / BREAKING NEWS: DIG Haruna John, others die in helicopter crash on: 14-03-2012 04:08 PM
Deputy Inspector General of Police Haruna John, his orderly and two others were among the fatalities in today's helicopter crash in Jos, according to Plateau State Police spokesman, ASP Samuel Dabai.

According to Dabai, they were going round the city on an official assignment.

Haruna John was until recently, the Commissioner of Police in the FCT. He was handpicked for promotion to a Deputy Inspector General of Police alongside 7 by the Acting IG of Police, Mohmamed Dahiru Abuabakar on February 22, 2012 and officially decorated with his new rank on March 2, 2012, less than two weeks ago.

The incident happened at about 12:15pm today. Eye witnesses said the aircraft crashed into a house along the road, behind a satellite market.

Meanwhile, the Plateau State Government has described the death of DIG John Haruna as a "huge blow to the Plateau peace process''.

"It is a very terrible loss. Very painful to the people and government of Plateau State,'' Mr Abraham Yiljab, the Commissioner for Information, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Jos on Wednesday.

Haruna died alongside three others on board a police surveillance helicopter that crashed at the Jenta Mangoro area of Jos on Wednesday morning.

"This sudden death is devastating, especially considering the dynamic and creative role played by the DIG who was with the Chief of Defence Staff when he visited Plateau to beef up security efforts,'' Yiljap said.

He said that Haruna's contributions to the peace meetings were "extraordinary''.

"From his contributions at security meetings and stakeholders' meeting on Tuesday, he showed himself as one very very versed in his area.

"He was exceptionally kind and had great ideas. He was very frank. His arguments and positions on issues were always very genuine and you could always tell that he had a sincere heart,'' the commissioner said. 

NAN reports that the helicopter was on surveillance of flash spots in Jos metropolis following renewed hostilities in the crises-ridden north-central state. (NAN)
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: EFCC Launches 5.7BN Fraud Case Against Ex-Governor Of Bayelsa State, Syvia Timi on: 25-02-2012 10:47 AM
This is pure hand work of Goodluck Jonathan. What a President.
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 19 Years Old Shoots His Parents For Trying To Kill Him In His Dream on: 24-02-2012 02:54 PM
Super story.
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Man Forces Neighbour’s Wife To Perform Oral Sex on: 24-02-2012 01:35 PM
I smell rat... That woman needs to be interrogated also.
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / BREAKING NEWS: Explosion Rocks Mounted Troops in Kaduna. on: 16-02-2012 06:23 PM
Explosion rocks Police Mounted Troops in Kabala Doki Area of Kaduna State. No causalities.
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Breaking News: Nigerian Trade Union Suspend Strike for 2 days on: 13-01-2012 08:49 PM
Quote from: zoe61 on 13-01-2012 07:45 PM
why suspending it?, the trade union should'nt have started what they can't the end of the day all Nigerians are the same they don't keep to there words

Mind u the protest was suspended in the interest of the poor, to enable them stock-pile more food stuff in da house and to do one or two things. If nothing is been done by the Government, monday the masses take over again and by God grace i will be their to show my support for this great cause for Justice in the interest of the poor. Pals will u be there?
19  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Protest Day Five Photos #occupynigeria on: 13-01-2012 08:43 PM
Quote from: 2earthquake on 13-01-2012 08:04 PM
Well i have not see anything wrong with the fuel subsidy,is even good if i may say,i really like it,if i m goodluck i will not bring the price to any low price,if you ppl like ,stay on protests and live your work,you will see someone he will buy a drink of 250 or morethan that,but to buy fuel 160 or one something,it will be hard for them,infart Mr presido god bless you for what you did,dont remove any one naira on it

Oboy u dey craz! c ur Obituary photo for dia. na people like u dey go buy drink of 250 olodo. Ebi like say ur papa dey find sumtin for Goodluck place ba? Village champion like u. Please if u dont have anything to say, go bush.
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Police Arrests Two Men For Peeping At Couples Having Sex on: 13-01-2012 06:07 PM
Na wa ooooo! peeping wahala.
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