You don't choose love, love chooses you...any body can be chosen even fools.

The dunderhead sits and watches home video and uses the cast thereof as the winners of national awards...he is inviting Achebe to come home and see when he needs to leave the ceiling fans of Aso cave and see that ordinary Nigerians working hard are the real winners of awards...can the man ever get any thing right?

Terngu...there is a God (Father)

To talk na one thing and to acatually comot cloth for body na another thing oh...It will be an interesting sight to behold...all those chikito...my, my, I dey go abj next month for sure

iphie, arthritis no get cure

cool one, cool customer

RING! RING!! RING!!!

is this...red light district...?

A box of condoms and fat carrots

umm... you could do that so long as you don't deny me access to the credit card...

dollar bills as toilet paper
will surely stump the Scottish piper.

a box of condoms and a water hose

flying heading

Sugarcane in my pants

Anaconda in between your legs

7.5

oh, i love my body just fine

do you ever worry whether or not some likes you?

love makes the world go round!!

Venice

''Q"

Mischievous

6.5