What I have issues with are the number 6 and 16 items. Inasmuch as I'm not the kind of person to lay my hands on a lady, or anyone, why should I be enduring constant slaps from a lady just because I "deserved" it? And I should not be freaked out if my girl farts? Well, I think what I can do in such a situation is laugh it off. Perhaps, you expect me to shout for joy and relish it
; now, that is what I will consider freaky.