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37141  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: she got mad cos of an SMS on: 15-08-2007 06:54 PM
well...she's angry...and that kind of anger shows that she is jealous....and jealousy means that she loves u.....but the problem is....u guys gotta talk....u don't wanna say a word will cause to be hardheaded and bigheaded....u gotta tell her off in certain areas and let u have ur privacy provided u both promise to be faithful to each other....tell ur feeling and listen to her feelings and what she have got to say too....ask her why she acted that way and also ask her what is the wrong thing and good thing she sees in her confronting ur girlfriend that send u the sms....ask her how can the confrontation that she did help in stopping u from receiving any other sms from females and tell ur views on how u see it in futire if her character gets from bad to worse....thats why couples have to talk to know each other's feelings and expectations.....
37142  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what do l do? on: 15-08-2007 06:47 PM
ok guy.....my question is.....how do u know u love her when u never talk to her deeply....it might turn out to be infatuation u know.....u have to ask urself if she is what u want....and i can see that u have no confidence coz u were afraid that her status and ur being with no money will deterr this relationship....look,no pain no gain....if u want this from the start,u gotta start talking dude.....talk......!!!!it will not hurt u.....be a gentleman....!!!!
37143  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Wat wuld u do? on: 15-08-2007 06:40 PM
whoa this is gonna be tough......i guess we have to sit down and slow talk.....i have to ask him what went wrong....what did i do wrong....what makes him to turn out this way.....the decison depends on his replies of course....if he still wanna be a gay,i definitely will have to fight for my kids....i wouldn't want my kids to be raised in that kind of environment and which might result in him turning out like his dad....but man....i seriously don't wanna be in this situation...i have heard of an australian couple whose life turns out this way....the wife divorced the guy and took her kids but the gay dad was allowed to see the kids once in a while though....but this situation sucks big time man....
37144  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Can u still love a guy who lied to u 4 another girl on: 15-08-2007 06:33 PM
well.......if i know the guy before the gal and i know all the stuffs that has been going on while he lied to me.....i would consider.....if all the lies are "repairable"and he promised to lose that gal,i would take him back and start all over again but if the lies are unacceptable and he is not convincing,i guess its goodbye.....
37145  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what do you think about homosegxwalism on: 15-08-2007 06:14 PM
hhhmmmmm.....being gay is up to individual's liking...of course i am against that act as i find it disgusting...i mean fornicating is still natural sex but imagine doing something unnatural....besides the point i have no problems with gay people....as a matter of fact i do have a couple of gay friends....but i find it difficult to be friends with lesbians though....coz they tend to like u when u treat them like sisters....in other words,when i show them love and concern,they misinterprete that act for love which i find ridiculous....but i am sure that 99% of people prefer to watch lesbian more than gays...for example,look at the porn industry....lesbos act sells more than gay porn...i mean come on its nicer to watch girl and girl rather than 2 men doig it by the back which look kinda torturing.....yikes....

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37146  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what happened? on: 15-08-2007 06:01 PM
u are definitely RIGHT kutey.....absolutely CORRECT....guys who don't call are definitely not gentlemen and more or less a coward......
37147  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what happened? on: 15-08-2007 08:43 AM
well....thats what its says aite....."did everthing u can possibly imagine".......so.......what do u expect....?!?!?!??! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Grin
37148  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Is sex before marriage really essential on: 14-08-2007 09:13 AM
its up to the individual though...i mean for me..i find sex something that is sacred to be enjoyed between a husband and his wife....but somehow we are not in our parents' era like in the village where we are supposed to keep our virginity and stuffs like that...we are in the millenium...but i still do believe that its ok to have sex between 2 people in love(and i mean 2 straight peepz...not gay or lesbo) Only have sex if u love that person not for the sake of having fun and satisfying ur lust....its a sweet thing to be enjoyed by people who are in love,matured and have known each other for long despite not being married...i mean,a woman's body is like a temple so it should be given to the right person or in this case,to be given to someone special an close to her heart...not ust any tom,dick and harry.....abi..?!?!?!??! Wink Wink
37149  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: love at first site on: 14-08-2007 09:01 AM
nai...i don't believe in LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...its just infatuation...maybe the first impression of the guy or girl makes theo opposite sex to be attracted to him or her but its not real love...its monkey love..infatuation...admiration...attraction....how can u just love someone the first time u see him or her...maybe u are attracted to the personality or the dressing or the money or even the perfume that person was using but definitely....its not LOVE....if u say u fall in love with someone the first time u met him or her,u are insulting love man..... Undecided Lips Sealed
37150  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: what happened? on: 14-08-2007 08:54 AM
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
maYbe bOth Of them are not good in bed....nuahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... Shocked Grin Shocked Angry Cheesy Wink
37151  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 14-08-2007 08:45 AM
yo dude....we talkin bout gals "frontin" man....we ain't talkin bout "ashao"....like i said there is a difference..... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Huh? Huh?
37152  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / CHURCH BELLS........ on: 13-08-2007 07:43 AM
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
37153  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / NIGHT COURSES........ on: 13-08-2007 07:29 AM
Ikenna went to take night courses
with the reasoning in future can get
promotion or better job

During work, Ikenna likes to show off
to Onyenka about his knowledge.

Ikenna: Oh boy... I've been
taking night courses for 3 months
already,
next week is the exam.
Onyenka: Oh... Good luck o..

Then Ikenna started show off...

Ikenna: Ok, I test you, who is Graham
Bell?
Onyenka: i Don't know
Ikenna: He is the inventor of phone
la... in 1876, see... if you take
night
courses, you would know this.
Onyenka: ........................
*speechless*



The next day, Ikenna shows off
again...

Ikenna: Onyenka... let me ask you,
who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Onyenka: Is he the one who wash ur car??
Ikenna: No! He's the author of
"Confessions", nah nah nah... told you
already, if you take night courses,
you would know this.
Onyenka: .........................
*speechless + frustrated*



The next day, once again...

Ikenna: Do you know who is Alexander
Dumas?
Onyenka: Your gay partner?
Ikenna: Nawa o!!! If you don't know
don't simply answer. He's the
author
of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take
night courses, you would know this.
Onyenka: .......................
*speechless + frustrated + irritated



This time Onyenka cannot take it
anymore and ask Ikenna...

Onyenka: Oh boy... Do you know who is Precious Okesi?
Ikenna: Errrr... No!
Onyenka: He's the guy sleeping with
your wife!! If you stop night
courses,
you would know this!!
Ikenna: ........................
*fainted*
 Wink Cheesy Lips Sealed :'(

MORAL OF THE STORY.....DON'T BRAG...IT WILL COME BACK TO U...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA....!!!
37154  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / LEFT or RIGHT...?!?!?!?!? on: 13-08-2007 07:17 AM
LEFT OR RIGHT?
First,
identify yourself as right or left
brain person:
1. Hold your hands together, as if you
were praying.
Look at your hands. If you see
Left thumb is below the right thumb ---
> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---
> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as
if you
are angry)
Right arm above left arm ---> left
brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right
brain
Based on 1+2 (order important), below
is the interpretation of your
personality:

Right-Left:
Considerate, traditional, indirect
type. can instinctively read other's
emotion, and respond friendly by
natures. Although not very into taking
initiatives in moving forward, but
this person will always take a step
back in supporting others. Stable
personality and considerate, give
others
a being protected feeling. But the
weakness is they cannot say no;
regardless how unwilling they are,
they will take care of others.

Right-Right: Loves challenges type.
Straightforward. Once they decided on
one thing, will take action right
away. Very curious, and love
challenges. >Dare to face dangers
without> thinking through (sometimes
foolishly). Their
weakness is they don't listen> to
others, will filter in only what whey
want to hear in a conversation,and
very subjective. However, because of
their straightforward attitude,they
tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left: Dedicated, cold,
perfectionist. Very logical in all
aspects.
The only way to defeat (or win over)
him/her is through reasons. Has a lot
of prides, and feeling strongly about
doing the right thing. If they are
your friends, they are very
trustworthy. However, if they are your
opponents, they will be very tough to
deal with. Because they can be very
'anal' as a perfectionist, they
usually leave a bad impression of
being
hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right:
Likes to take care of others, leader
type. Has a cool and keen observation
ability to see
through situations, yet still can be
considerate in others needs. Because
of their cool and calm nature, and
strong sense of responsibility, they
tend to become head of a> group.
Popular among people. However, they
may
not be able to help themselves in
meddling because they want to take
care
of others too much. Very concerned
about how others view them, and always
on alert.

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
37155  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Bad Place to Land on: 13-08-2007 07:09 AM
i guess those crocs ordered pizza and they delivered the "PIZZA" by air.....muahahahahahhahahahaah....... Tongue Tongue Tongue
37156  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 2 4 D PRICE OF 1 on: 13-08-2007 07:07 AM
damn....imagine what ur obsession can lead u to....even to the extent of naming ur kids after it....whoa....so damn funny............!!!
37157  Forum / Forum Games / Re: YES OR NO on: 13-08-2007 07:00 AM
Yes......


ARe u StiLL a Virgin...Huh??!?!?!?!??!?!!

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Shocked Shocked
37158  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 13-08-2007 05:14 AM
dguy,nawa for u o.....!!!! Cheesy
37159  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 11-08-2007 06:26 PM
hhhmmmm....its the opposite...sometimes (only a handful and in rare cases of) guys are "very principled and smart"...MOST OF THE TIME.....IN MOST CASES.....u get to see guys turn numb when they get to know a pretty lady....but it doesn't mean that those girls are cheating them....its just that they are "hypnotized"..... Grin Cool Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
37160  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Nigerian girls and fronting on: 11-08-2007 08:52 AM
............ Roll Eyes Roll Eyes ::)the topic is about "girls frontin"......it has got nothing to do with whether girls win or guys win....anyway,if u look at it for the long run....gals think smarter than guys....if that is u wanna talk about winning... Grin Wink Tongue Tongue
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