A priest & a nun were lost in d desert. D camel dey were riding died! “Since we’re unlikely 2 get out of here”, Priest says, “May I ask u to show me ur Bosom s?” Nun considered d situation & said “Ok”! She den asked him if she cud see his penis too & he obliged. She touched it & it got hard! D priest said, “U know, if I insert my penis in d right place, IT CAN GIVE LIFE”. “Oh Father, dat’s great! Stick it into d damn camel & let’s get out of here!”
dis presido ma fk up... why him go put hausa man frm his village there nah!! i no lyk am oh!
The Supeme Court has a practice, the most senior Justice becomes the CJ. So Yar adua did not appoint a fellow Hausaman. Katsina-Alu is a Tiv from Benue
1- when was the last time PHCN delivered power in your neighbourhood? 2- why does your child/ward/younger one not attend a public school? 3- why did you consult a doctor in a private hospital the last time you were ill? 4- why do you pay neighbourhood security rates when there are police officers? 5- do you have pipe borne water in your neighbourhood?
an impassioned answer to these and many more questions will tell you if nigeria is a failed state or not.