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Forum / Relationships & Romance / FRAGRANCE IN FART /MESS/ |
on: 22-05-2012 02:18 PM
| My boss, who is tall with an intimidating physique, can be funny a times. He is a heavy eater. Whenever he is about to eat, he'll lock his office and he will totally undress and left with his boxer pant only. The first time his lunch was dished in my presence, I thought he invited some couples for lunch. I was in his office, sorting out documents, when I suddenly perceived a very embarrassing smell. Instead of my boss to apologise for releasing a soundless fart, he said, ' this cleaner is very stupid. He didn't dispose the waste in the basket.' Wanting to expose him, I went for the basket and showed him nothing was there.. He then said, ' my fart doesn't smell.' Have you ever perceived a welcoming fragrance in a fart before? | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 18 NYSC Members Die In Auto Crash Going To Taraba State |
on: 10-03-2012 07:30 AM
| This is an avoidable incident. I wouldn't know why FG is not listening to the cry of those that elected them into offices that corp members should serve in the regions. Have you forgotten the lives of corpers lost last year and previous years? Does FG really feel the pains of their parents? You will agree with me that NYSC's objectives are already defeated. | | |
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Forum / Politics / ELECTION RESULTS: OBASANJO MUST BE LAUGHING NOW. |
on: 10-04-2011 04:49 PM
| With the election results being announced across the federation, former President, Farmer Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo must be seriously laughing at his Ota Farm, most especially as his daughter, Iyabo and Dimeji Bankole [Speaker, House of Rep.] are not favoured by election results. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Bakare: God Told Me To Run With Buhari |
on: 1-02-2011 07:53 PM
| I don't believe God asked Bakare to do that. This is not the first time some so-called pastors will leave the pulpit for corridors-of-power. For instance, Rev Dr S. T. Ola Akande, former General Secretary [post synonymous to General Overseer of other churches] of the Nigerian Baptist Convention left the calling saying "God asked him to run" for the presidency which never materialised. Likewise Pastor Chris Okotie and now Pastor Bakare.
Sincerely, if these pastors vie for any political post in Nigeria, they have the constitutional right to do so as a Nigerian but using the sacred name of God to cajole innocent Nigerians is totally unacceptable.
They should desist, else they will witness the wrath of the Almighty God. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Juju Fails Bank Robber |
on: 29-01-2011 06:00 PM
| That is African Technology in action. The banker is empowered with African Information Technology, that is the reason the robber was caught. Can this African Technology be developed to be used positively so that white people will know that we possess superior technology? | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / PAY TV SHOULD BE PAY AS YOU USE/WATCH |
on: 20-01-2011 09:19 PM
| Now that majority of the Pay Tv providers [DSTv, HiTv etc] have made their money from Nigerians for the services they are providing, I am of the opinion that this service should henceforth be ' pay-on-time-used' unlike the fixed amount being paid every month whether you use it or not, most especially that we operate on power generating sets due to incessant power outage. | | |
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Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Compulsory verification of bank account by Govt, Is a waste of holders time |
on: 3-01-2011 07:13 PM
| There's an announcement on the media and sms from banks that account holders in banks should update their records with their respective bankers on or before 31st Dec, 2010. It is observed that this order increased, beyond control, the traffic in the banking halls which makes banking activities somehow stressful. Though it has been extended till February, 2011, I suggest that government should consider the population of account holders and give reasonable expiration for such an exercise. | | | |