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21  Forum / Sports / MAN-U, THE REIGN WILL END......WHO'S TAKING OVER? on: 2-03-2009 10:25 AM
Ghanain football reigned for years, it suddenly dropped, same was Cameroun, briefly Senegal, and Nigeria is heavily struggling. With the clubs, Real Madrid rulled and left the scene, A.C Milan also, Barca is always up today, down tomorrow. Liverpool after many years is yet to climb again. Following this trend,.....Man-utd has reigned for too long, their pivot....Alex Ferguson is going....finally.....the taste of trophies will soon be gone. Now people.....in Europe, WHO WILL TAKE OVER AS THE NEXT FUTURE KINGS OF FOOTBALL???.....Not Chelsea....enof bragados, Not Aston Villa...stop ur initial gra-gra, Even Liverpool...is already walking alone. But if u say Arsenal...i go hail u.....send ur vote now!  Wink Cheesy
22  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 27-02-2009 03:32 PM
@emmy and @size1, notin for chelsea o. Go and return ur borowed coach. The stamford bridge is falling into d deep blue sea.......Arsenal continua, viktoria aserta. Grin
23  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: pastor knock on: 27-02-2009 03:23 PM
no b everybody get jacuzzi. him fit dey garden dey baff.
24  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / DONKEY PIKIN.....How come? on: 27-02-2009 03:19 PM
A car was involved in an accident on a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter who was very anxious to get this story could not get near the car. Being a clever and experienced reporter, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! let me through!! I am the son of the victim.” The crowd made way for him … Lying in front of the car was a DONKEY. He got there and was stunned! Embarrassed.....What do u think will be the reaction of the reporter? Cheesy.........
25  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Can u slap someone back on: 27-02-2009 02:41 PM
U did not offend, and u dont want a fight. U stay ur own jeje, but somhow, trouble came to u. If someone slaps you even if its the oposite sex, will u retaliate? Embarrassed...Somebody once said....i go forget my hand for him face one time......
26  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 26-02-2009 03:09 PM
@kristiantus....had it been Chrisantus Macauley dey play for Barca, then it would hav given u som arrray of hope. Barca or bakers, u cant survive dis round. If not for our ex gunner Igwe Thierry dat came to ur rescue, u kno dat Olympiq leon..oh Lion abi na tiger would hav devored all ur trophy aspirations.....Wait for second leg, it will be operation no mercy for Lionel Messi. Tongue
27  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 26-02-2009 12:03 PM
from Iphie to man-U to Chelsea to all of dem put together......multiply una by 10x, u all hav not started, u aint seen noting, cos d gunners are damn too hot now, and ready to gun down al obstacles and exterminate  every oposition......Gunners for life, gunners without limits, gunners will gun dem down till dem bow down.....Notin do us jo! Grin Shocked Cheesy
28  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Love in a Mental Home on: 26-02-2009 11:47 AM
good one.
29  Forum / Sports / BOXING OR KICKBOXING? on: 26-02-2009 09:01 AM
They are both of the same family. Which one should stay or which one should we ban? Imagine how many lives the two has claimed so far.
30  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 25-02-2009 01:41 PM
If Man-U cant beat Common Inter milan, na who una wan beat again...abeg, begin look forward to next year edition.
31  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / ARSENAL.....? Which is your own? on: 25-02-2009 12:33 PM
To all the gunners, lets celebrate cos Arsene Wengers Arsenal will lift the Champions league trophy. Forget Barca or baker and d rest. Real madrid is fake madrid , infact, nothing for Chelsea or brandy, nothing for Man-U or Woman-me, Notin for Liverpool or kidney-pool.....No kain. Grin
32  Forum / Sports / Arsernal will win on: 25-02-2009 12:30 PM
To all the gunners, lets celebrate cos Arsene Wengers Arsenal will lift the Champions league trophy. Forget Barca and d rest, infact, nothing for Chelsea or brandy, nothing for Man-U or Woman-me, Notin for Liverpool or kidney-pool.....No kain.
33  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / WHO BE DIS COCONUT HEAD OF STATE on: 25-02-2009 10:11 AM
Three doctors; one from Japan, one from America and the other from Nigeria ,were arguing whose country had made the greatest scientific achievement. Japanese Doctor: In my country a man was born without hands, we scientists gave him artificial hands ,he is now a very good scientist. American Doctor: This is even better: In my country a man was born without legs, we doctors gave artificial legs, he is now a great athlete! Nigerian Doctor: Look at the both of you, in my country Nigeria, a man was born without a head in Ijebu-ode, we doctors gave him a coconut head, he became an HEAD OF STATE, sorry a president..….! Roll Eyes
34  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Fake lovers......test your spouse on: 24-02-2009 10:21 AM
Two lovers decided to commit suicide together but while they were standing on a very high cliff. The guy decided to jump first, but when it was the girl's turn to jump, she closed her eyes and walked away saying " True love is blind". The guy mid air opened his parachute and said " True love never dies. Be careful folks you just can not predict women......put your own spouse to test!
35  Forum / Sports / MARADONA and PELE, Who is the best? on: 23-02-2009 12:19 PM
The are both talented and full of skills. Undoubtedly, they are great legends. But who is really d best?
36  Forum / Sports / Super Eagles wont be in S.A 2010 world cup on: 19-02-2009 02:15 PM
With what we saw in London, our boys were dancing reggae while the Jamaicans dictated the tune. And Amodu says he is testing "the cohession of the squad".... Dats total crap. So far, it's still a corrosive team. Pls, dont expect anything new or loose ur sleep over this team when d main qualifiers kicks off. In d last 2 years, this team cant even boast of just 1 player dat can make the difference or turn a match around. Sorry to say...NO SHOW FROM ALL DIS PROFESSIONALS. To avoid embarrassing ourselves,...oh, themselves... lets start planning towards 2014 world cup with some young gifted chaps scattered around d present football academies within the country....... Embarrassed
37  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / PRAYER INDEED! on: 19-02-2009 09:49 AM
A man entered a bus and he was sitting between an old woman and a beatiful young girl. All of a sudden, he fell asleep, when he woke up, he found himself laying his head on the old woman's lap. When he saw her face, he said "Lord, lead me not into temptation and he slept again. When he woke up the second time, he found out that he was laying his head, this time on the beautiful girl's lap. When he saw her pretty face, then he smiled and said "Oh Lord, let thy will be done......will this prayer be answered? Wink
38  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / MRS. WISE SPENDER on: 19-02-2009 09:44 AM
Husband writes: Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Allen. His wife replies after some day- Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, attached is the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise. Ur sweetheart............... Kiss

39  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Father of a gay and lesbian! on: 17-02-2009 04:57 PM
The youngest son in the family asked his father, Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality" Dad: I will show you. He turned to his wife and asked: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for two million dollars?" Wife: Yes. I would never waste such an Opportunity to become a millionaire. Then dad turned to his daughter: Would you sleep with Will Smith for 1 million dollars? Daughter: Yes. That is my fantasy. Dad turned to his older son: Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for 1 million dollars? Son: Yes. Imagine what I would do with 1 million. Dad to his youngest son: You see "potentially" we are sitting on 4 million. But in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay. My son, you see what money can do. .....ahhhh, so wat would u call d father......Huh?
40  Forum / Sports / Re: Which team will win barclays premiership 2008/2009 on: 30-01-2009 11:43 AM
Its really going to be keely contested. Lets watch and see and may d most prpared team win.
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