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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Osama divorce complete version(second edition) |
on: 4-05-2010 12:09 PM
| | Guyz, sorry for the incomplete info.
Na about one divorce wey relate the september 11th terrorist attack.
One bros wey im office dey for 103rd floor for World Trade Center, been no go work that day. the guy been dey im babe house dey play rough game, the guy off im phone so that the wife no go call spoil im runs. as usual now, for that kind mood, person no de hear news, na one kind cool romantic song de fit the condition wey the guy dey. So the blast happen finish without the guy hearing anything about it.
at about 11 am when dem don pause the show small, the guy on im phone, na im the phone begin ring:
Wife: he he he honey where are you? Are you OK?
The guy: what do you mean am in my office.
abeg make talk wetin you think about this matter. | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Broke up |
on: 2-05-2010 02:19 PM
| I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was
"You'll never find anyone like me again!
" I'm thinking, "I should hope not!
If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you”
I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was
"You'll never find anyone like me again!
" I'm thinking, "I should hope not!
If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you”
sorry about that sha. but you hash oo, this one we u de reject anything wey resemble the guy. im with this guy resemble?  . (prayer) i pray say the guy go see money do plastic surgery . ............. Amen | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: two birthdays in a year |
on: 27-04-2010 06:40 AM
| u go fear na, 2 birthdays in a yr, maybe she don si anoder maga way wan host d birthday 4 her nw
For naija! Wonders shall never end O boy i fear O, i dey wander wether that she don turn born again, but the question na -born again wetin she fit be? One of my guys we i been dey hear say im don turn born again, na im I see one dat de ask am how far, the guy no come sound like burn again, so I ask am-- " I here say u don become burn again" the guy tell me say true, im don become born again, but say no be born again christian, but say na born again RIZBOY AKA GANJA CONTROLLER. | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / The casket dealer |
on: 26-04-2010 06:53 AM
| | A casket dealer was traveling with some of his wares. he was supposed to deliver caskets to some places for burial, and was already running late when they got stuck in the middle of a very heavy traffic jam caused by a police checkpoint(as usual), coincidentally the checkpoint was directly opposite a cemetery. he got out of the car, mounted one of the caskets on his head and asked the pickup driver to try and get closer to the checkpoint , via the narrow pat by the shoulder of the road. as he with the casket on his head approached the checkpoint:
Police : Hey weting dey worry you?
Man: Nnnn nnnn nnnnn nothing.
Police: wetin u carry for head?
Man: Ok, no vex, the [place wey dem bury me before I no like am, na im I say make i go find another portion bury myself.]
na im the police men take off.
Na there i see say Nigerian police dey fear.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / two birthdays in a year |
on: 26-04-2010 02:17 AM
| | This one no be joke, i need una suggestion.
one of my friends been invite me last year (in August to be spesiwired), for im girl friend birthday.
the guy introduce the babe and we exchanged numbers. me with the girl no dey too yan 4 phone unto say the guy sef no de too come around again, wetin i no come understand be say the girl send me text yesterday night say im birthday na next week.
if u no understand pidgin english, abeg move down small
some time in august last year, i accompanied a friend to his girlfriends birthday party. the guy introduced the girl and she insisted that we exchange numbers. I latter lost contact with the guy, cos' we are not very close. yesterday, i received a text from the same girlfriend of his inviting me for her birthday.
August and May
what do u think | | | | |
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / T-G-I-F |
on: 26-04-2010 01:54 AM
| | T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a lady was already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The lady was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated lady finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuuuu........d?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid |
on: 26-04-2010 01:48 AM
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Life’s Tough When You’re Stupid
A classroom full of first year Veterinary students were participating in their first day of anatomy class. For the lecture, the professor begins by unveiling a dead cow under a white sheet laying on an operating table.
The professor tells the class "In Veterinary Medicine, there are two qualities you must possess as a doctor - the first of which is a strong stomach. You cannot, under any circumstance, be disgusted by anything involving an animal's body."
For example, the Professor pulls back the sheet and sticks his finger right up the dead cow's butt, pulls out his finger and sticks it in his mouth. The students just stood there, paralyzed at what they saw. "Now, go ahead and do the same thing, each of you," the professor says.
Freaked out, the students take several minutes but eventually take turns sticking their fingers up into the anal cavity of the dead cow, and then sucking on them. Once everyone is finished, the Professor continues on with his lesson... "Now, the second important quality you must possess is a keen observation. You see, I stuck in my middle finger up the cow's butt, and I sucked on my index finger... Now, learn to pay attention."
The moral: Life's tough, but it's even tougher when you're stupid.
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Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: Igbo man sense pass |
on: 25-04-2010 11:58 PM
| There was a rich man who had three servants, an igbo man, a hausa man and a yoruba man. The man was very stingy and greedy to his servants. Then when he was old and was about to die, he sold all his property and had 60million dollars. He then gave his three servants 20million each and instructed them to put all the money in his coffin when he dies. After the man's burial, the three servants on their way home were discussing when the hausa man began confessing of something he did. He told the others that he didnt put all the money in their masters coffin. He only put 15million and took 5million for himself. The yoruba man also confessed that he only put 10million in the coffin and took 10milion for himself. Then the igbo man laughed and told them he has no confession to make because he put all the money in their masters coffin. The others were surprised at his attitude and asked him why and how. He then told them that he put a cheque of 20million in their masters coffin. So the dead idiot should go and cash it in hell
Umu Eko can not guy Nwa Aba. but the guy fit get debit alert after an hour | | | | |
