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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / What will you do ? on: 1-12-2011 03:45 PM
One Army man  was making luv to a girl. At d heat of d action she looked at d man n asked; r u wearing a condom? D man replied no.

Y do u ask? She said I hope u dont av HIV o. D man said no.She then said innocently, one man gave it to me some time ago. I dont want to catch it again.
2  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / IGBO, YORUBA AND HAUSA on: 1-12-2011 01:44 PM
An igbo man,Yoruba Man nd Hausa man who were lost in d forest were captured by cannibals.D cannibal king told d prisoners dat dey could live if they pass a trial.D first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up ur butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."The first apple went in,but on the second one he winced out in pain,so he was killed.D Igbo man arrived nd showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The Yoruba guy and the Igbo guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The Igbo guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the Hausa guy coming with water melons.
3  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Police, prostitutes clash in Lagos on: 19-11-2011 01:04 PM
Quote from: Dankan on 18-11-2011 10:00 PM
WHO NO BE ASHAWO? ASHAWO DE GRADE BY GRADE...SOME RENTED ROOMS, SOME STAND BY THE ROAD, SOME LIVE IN HOSTELS AND SOME ARE IN THE MARKET USING ONE THING TO CAMOUFLAGE. SOME LADIES EVEN USES POLITICS TO DO THEIR OWN ASHAWO WORK. CHECK YOUR SELF BEFORE YOU TALK.


True talk; even those who are involve in BOY FRIEND AND GIRL FRIEND IS ALSO ASHAWO BECAUSE THE MAN OR THE GIRL IS NOT YOUR HUSBAND NOR WIFE YOU CAN BREAK UP TODAY AND START LOOKING FOR ANOTHER PERSON TOMORROW. WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR GIRL FRIEND OR BOY FRND UP TO TWO TIMES DEFINITIVELY YOU HAVE ALSO TURN TO ASHAWO. ASHAWO DE GRADE BY GRADE
4  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nigerian Parents Express Their Anger On Modern Tattoo Culture on: 11-11-2011 03:11 PM
Quote from: ceejay58 on 10-11-2011 12:19 AM

U ve just said it the way it is..  What most people do not understand about the holy scriptures when it spoke about the "MARK OF THE BEAST" is that the holy books uses illustrations.. it doesn't have to appear in 666 form.. and the bible made clear that "some will freely go out on their own to receive these marks without knowing what it portends..   Moreover just like one of those interviewed had rightly said, gays (esp homos) were the ones who actually started wearing these stuffs including piercing their bodies and wearing ear rings.. and not b/4 long others join calling it fashion. may God have mercy.


Yes is true, most of the people you see wearing it are devils on their own. with the mark u will identify what they are in their kingdom.

May God forbid the day i will think of wearing such evil mark on my body.
5  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Edo actor allegedly killed by wife on: 11-11-2011 12:22 PM
R.I.P but i dont know the actor
6  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: 15-year-old admits killing husband over N1,000 on: 21-12-2010 12:42 PM
na wahooooooooooooooooooo 15yrs nd married
7  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Kidnapped Nigeria children freed in police operation on: 1-10-2010 10:12 AM
A group of 15 children kidnapped in south-eastern Nigeria earlier this week has been released, say police.

They were rescued by security forces from a forest hideout, Commissioner Jonathan Johnson told the BBC.

Armed men had seized the children from a school bus in the town of Aba in Abia state on Monday and were demanding a ransom of $130,000 (£81,500).

Mr Johnson told Reuters no arrests had been made and he was not aware that any ransom money had been paid.
The children were rescued from a hideout in the forest in Ogwe-Asa in a joint military operation, he said.

They are in police custody and will be returned to their parents later in the day.

The BBC's Fidelis Mbah in Abuja says some 5,000 extra soldiers have been deployed to the area to prevent the kidnappers from escaping.

There are roadblocks in Aba city centre and many shops and businesses which had shut down following the abduction, fearing further attacks, remain closed, he says.

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The government will not allow a few disgruntled elements in criminal garb to hold the entire state hostage”
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Theodore Orji
 
Governor of Abia
 The governor of Abia state, Theodore Orji, had in recent weeks offered the gang leaders an amnesty in return for giving up weapons, but on Friday he said it was cancelled.

"These kidnappers are mere gold-diggers, whose resolution and trade ambition is to make easy money and to secure the betterment of themselves alone," he said.

"The government will not allow a few disgruntled elements in criminal garb to hold the entire state hostage.

"Government has been challenged, and we have decided to take the utmost measure available to implement the might and weight of government's forces."

President Goodluck Jonathan had described the kidnapping as "callous and cruel".

Abia state has seen a rise in hostage-taking recently and many middle-class Nigerians travel with armed escorts.

Kidnappings in the region are carried out by criminal gangs seeking a ransom, but also by armed groups demanding a fairer distribution of oil revenue in a country flowing with oil but where most people live on less than $1 a day.
8  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Cameroon Blacklists T. B. Joshua on: 1-10-2010 10:07 AM
Dont mind them
9  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Landlady’s Son Cuts Off Tenant’s Hand Over PHCN Bill on: 21-09-2010 09:24 AM
wicked poeple
10  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan may be killed in plane crash – Cleric on: 21-09-2010 09:16 AM
Am not Suprise!!! But
The evil planner shall be the victim in Jeses Name Amen. President Goodluck Jonathan is made to rule his Generation.
God Convanant is working for him, He is an overcommer.
11  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Jonathan may be killed in plane crash – Cleric on: 21-09-2010 09:15 AM
Am not Suprise!!! But
The evil planner shall be the victim in Jeses Name Amen. President Goodluck Jonathan is made to rule his Generation.
God Convanant is working for him, He is an overcommer.
12  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: P-Square's Peter acquires gun shooting skills on: 24-07-2010 12:23 PM
madness
13  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Another Nigerian Couple With White Baby on: 24-07-2010 12:08 PM
nawaohhhhhh
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Baby Dumped In Canal Rescued on: 24-07-2010 11:56 AM
pity, thank God that the baby is alive.
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: UNITED STATES OF BIAFRA??? on: 22-07-2010 11:49 AM
MATCHE ON BIAFARA
16  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Can you lie to save a life? on: 22-07-2010 11:16 AM
passin..................
17  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: A virgin is pregnant. on: 22-07-2010 11:14 AM
She no be virgin at all; She dey eat you mugu
18  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: South Africa Deports 47 Nigerians on: 22-07-2010 11:10 AM
Oya make una get ready, becos am going to stay my own deport.
19  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Black Couple..White baby..How will you explain this? on: 22-07-2010 10:56 AM
Suprise
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Nurse Arrested Over Girl’s Death on: 22-07-2010 10:38 AM
LIl Baby 4give ur mum for the mistake she made, And for the quake nurse You have jam
rip my Angel
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