DBANJ is da main guy, cmon wetin 2face get make him compare himself ida kokomaster....okay "na children" i 4get 

PASSING.........

PASSING....................................

 
  thank you 

YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT>>IM WIT U

YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT>>IM WIT U

Men 

1.Men are like ........Laxatives ....... They irritate the shit out of you.
 
2.Men are like ......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
 
3.Men are like ......... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
 
4.Men are like ......... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
 
5.Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
 
6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
 
7.Men are like ......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
 
8.Men are like ......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
 
9.Men are like ......... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
 
10.Men are like ......... Popcorn . ......  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
 
11.Men are like . ...  Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming,
                                                  how many inches  you'll get or how long it will last.
12.Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
 
13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
 

Cheap Nigerian Men

While walking the course, the Hausa's wife's foot got caught in a rabbit hole, tripped, and fell. Her skirt flipped over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties. The Hausa man was very angry, and demanded to know why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, dahlin'", she explained, "you give me so little money that I hav' ta make sacrifices. Usually, nobody notices." 

The Hausa man pulls =N=20 out of his pocket. "Here! Go to Victoria Secrets and buy yourself some underwear."


Two holes further, the Ibo man's wife tripped on a molehill, and fell. Her skirt was up over her head, revealing that she wasn't wearing any panties either!

The Ibo man, obviously upset, asked his wife why she wasn't wearing any underwear.  "Well, honey", she told him, "ya give me so little money, me cahn shop for no panty."  The Ibo man pulls out =N=10 from his pocket. "Here! Go to K-Mart and get yourself some underwear!!"

Three holes later, the Ijebu man's wife tripped and fell into a sandtrap. She landed with her skirt over her head revealing that she too wasn't wearing any panties. Needless to say, the Ijebu man was very upset and embarrassed, and demanded an explanation. His wife's explanation was the same as the others.

Furious, the Ijebu man reached in his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. The least you could do is keep it neat." 
 
 Have a Nice Day

Buy It Honey

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000 ... "

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and ... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye ... I do too ... "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and asks all those present,

"Okay... who's phone is this?"

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

**********************

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

this is utmost rubbish.

   sorry brother no heart is broken, it is just curiousity.

ive tried so much to understand y a man shud cheat on a woman esp when she's good and she loves him back. if you are not in terested y can't u just end the relationship instead of decieving the gal.

passing................................gal u try oh OYO chei where u de head self. abi waitin u de gain 4 being a lesb. u dnt knw what u er missin

i feel it depends the depth of the relationship, if its something HOT (U UNDERSTAND) i will have to wait until when im sure we are really headin somewhere good.

well, it was really surprising coupling also with the fact the it was perfect-no lie- so i must say it one thin i won't forget.

just passing........................yep do u think all the so called thing now is 4 real nop, till da right en better person comes around b4 marriage comes up.

it all depends on LOVE, so da answer is yes

ssoooorrry oh sista dts if na gal. where were u all this while cmon where u lettin him do all he wantd 2 do 4 da past bloodly5 years, i can't imagine dat kind of man with me , i will really threat his f**kin ass of this earth. please dnt jump into dat wedding oh no matter the amount of so called talk he tells you or ELSE............

my guy abeg neva try dat cos there are some mistakens wen made can neva be forgoten or gotten rid of in your whole life. that gal is a trap en a bitch dnt be the bait.