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1  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Be honest on: 19-08-2015 04:38 AM
You are in the car with ur dad & Rihanna's song titled "shut up and drive" is playing.

ur dad asks U "what's d title of d song?

What would you say?☺ lol
Be honest
2  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Don Jazzy, Tiwa Savage And Olamide Show Up At APC's Rally In Lagos [Photos] on: 31-01-2015 12:59 AM
Na change sure pass jare comes FeBuhari 14.
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: Naijapals Personality Award 2015 Is Back! Nomination Is Open (Details Inside!) on: 31-01-2015 12:52 AM
Wey my name for d listed list. Just wakain pass dey go with my K-leg. :-)
4  Forum / Religion / Re: ''God Has Told Me Who Will Be President'' - Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo on: 12-01-2015 07:46 AM
Buhari ni
5  Forum / Politics / Re: Niger State Governor Muazu Aliyu, Worshiped Yesterday In Redeemed Church on: 12-01-2015 07:44 AM
The pastors who are supposed to tell him to remove his cap are scared cos of the huge offering they are expecting.
6  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: LOOK: Wizkid Reacts to the Empty Seats At His “Abuja Invasion’ on: 12-01-2015 07:31 AM
Mumu boy. Is it possible not to worry? Even if u dnt, d ppl who paid to perform, will they call u again wen u don't pull crowd. Pride goes b4 destruction. StarMumu.
7  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: 7 Types Of People You meet... on: 24-10-2014 09:29 AM
Quote from: zeigbo on 24-10-2014 09:07 AM
so poster which category do u belong to

The observer :-d
8  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / Re: how to attract women on: 24-10-2014 09:01 AM
Chai!!! Joke don finish & na yoke remain.
9  Forum / FunnyHub (Jokes + Comedy) / 7 Types Of People You meet... on: 24-10-2014 08:49 AM
7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on
(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for
deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people
with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do
bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let
dem attend to me.
2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This
people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify
them, At a bank in # Nigeria ,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the
last time u will see that Pen.
3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am
@ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the
day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah
blah)
4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan,
they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or
manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there
transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)
5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank
door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine
keeps shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank Unclad,he go allow u in.
6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip
or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking
another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.
7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date,
they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people.
10  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Dban'j Squeezed My on: 29-01-2014 07:25 AM
Chai!!!! Na wa o! Just trekkin by sha, I stil have places to trek to.
11  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Kiss n Tell: Tuface & Annie Idibia Are Drunk In Love [Photos x Video] on: 28-01-2014 08:46 AM
Quote from: Shegzan on 27-01-2014 05:47 PM
Kk#

May God protect dt ur Dictionary so dt u can write frm it next time.... Yinmu***
12  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: Homosegxwal Governors Declare War On President Jonathan Over Anti-gay Bill on: 28-01-2014 08:41 AM
I taya 4u poster o! Wich one con be puzzle & UTME again. Tell ur d ansa make we reason am jor! Na d names sure pass nobi address jor.
13  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Kcee Pays Nicki Minaj N68 Million To Feature In His New Song!!! on: 28-01-2014 08:29 AM
Quote from: mike3segzy on 27-01-2014 08:28 PM
Wat is de total worth of Kcees? Naija with their overblowin hype.
PDP ( people Deceiving People)

All na wash!!! Even Kcee sef no reach half of dt amount....... PDP ..Papa Deceive Pikin.
14  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: US Condemns Nigeria's Same-sex Marriage Ban on: 14-01-2014 07:40 AM
Quote from: beneno on 14-01-2014 01:05 AM
president bush married woman and has children ,cliton married a woman and has a daughter,OBAMA u married a woman and has daughters,why not advice others to do the right thing.America my foot  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes  Roll Eyes
SPotted!!!!
15  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: TB JOSHUA,I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HIM on: 14-01-2014 07:36 AM
Quote from: blings_is_back on  5-01-2010 06:16 PM
here resemble synagogue?

Tell ram oooo
16  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: “How To Know Who You Are Destined To Marry” – Prophet TB Joshua On Marriage on: 14-01-2014 07:32 AM
Conji thinx
17  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: D’Banj Disappointed Me; OJB Speaks In New Interview on: 1-01-2014 10:43 AM
Stupid D'banj..he fit give Genevieve 1m just for kiss in a video. Fall in love. Mad hilluminati man. D secrets behind hilluminati money is dt they can't help wit it. Hell-candidate.
18  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Single Mother, Genevieve Nnaji Advises Women In USA On Marriage And Family on: 1-01-2014 10:36 AM
Quote from: Bettygirls on 13-03-2012 11:07 AM
well i dont see any thing wrong in her giving lectures on that, nobody is perfect. some single mothers are better than some married women. we learn everyday

U can't teach wat u have not experienced. Just like d one with no eye showin d one with two clear eye d road.
19  Forum / The Buzz Central / Re: Kokomaster D’banj And Genevieve Nnaji Planning Marriage ? on: 1-01-2014 10:30 AM
Birds of a feather flock to crash 2geda
20  Forum / Naijapals Base (Metro life) / Re: JEEZ: Man Sets Self Ablaze In Abuja, Hours Before The New Year on: 1-01-2014 10:10 AM
If una don write. Good news make una call me. Na new year we dey & na new & good thin I won dey hear......passin by.
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