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Guy, how long did it take you to type this so called joke?

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nice, but too long

Funnie one.

School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance:   A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:   A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. 

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got  caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:  A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you  actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when  dead   

What is the source of this information. Reference, please.

Do not pretend over acts that can expose you to the devil's temptations. Flee from all the devices of the devil. It is not as though all cinimas are curropt, but most trade in the devil's part in so many ways. Thus, i fill it is better you avoid them than think you are too spiritual to be tempted by the catalogue of what is obtained in most cinemas.

Go check any woman nursing a sickler and find out how it affects her family, then you can ans your question. Infact quiting a relationship because of incompatable genotype is an act of love for each partner.

It is very possible and has been done. A harvested sperm cell from the man and ovum from the woman can be fertilized invitro and implanted into the uterus of the woman. Remember the virus is not in the sperm cell nor is it in the ovum.

A rich man once had an only child called Jerry. Jerry's dad takes him along to inspect the performance of his companies every friday. On each occassion, this man will always instruct is poor performing managers to "Put More Men On The Job".
One day, out of lonliness, Jerry approached his parents in their room one nite and complained that he needs a sister to be playing with. His dad replied; "Don't you know the stress i passed through in bringing you into this world Jerry?". Jerry answered;"then dad, Put More Men On The Job!

Kpelle for my pock-nosing. What should you eat? or what should you not eat?. Reduce fluid(drink) intake during ur flowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever thought of what is gonna happen when you pad the inside wall of a hollow tube and pass water through it. The lumen of the tube will be reduced because u padded the inside wall and thus the water will force its way through the tube at a pressure higher than would have been the case if you did not pad the inside wall of the tube. When the inside wall of our blood vessels (basically the arteries) are ''padded'' with fats, the vessels become partially blocked and blood flows through them at a high pressure, so called high blood pressure. Thus avoid fatty foods and red meet 'cos of their high colesterol level. Excesise regularly to burn your excess fats. However, remember that low blood pressure is a worse senerior than high blood pressure!!!!!!!!!!

It is no true

i feel the man should pay. It shows his level of rsponsibility and ability to take care of a lady.