Poster,this your story will be a bomb in the hands of some stand-up comedians.
However,I'm of the opinion that if you alms will make you another beggar why increase their numbers.

Thats the problem we have wit beggers in Nigeria.A friend of mine was accosted by a lady that carries a baby on her back few years ago in lagos.The lady claimed to have run out of cash, n as a matter of fact she cant transport herself n the baby home.My friend now asked her how the T-fare was n she told him.Willingly he dipped his hand in his pocket n give d lady 1,000 naira,but his intention was to give here 500 naira which can take her home n she will have some balance out of it.Few seconds later, he realised that he has given the lady a thousand naira note instead of 500.He now went back to the place he met the lady b/4 n she was still there begging other people for money.My friend now called her aside to explain things to her n she started shouting.......ole!..ole!!...ole!!!.Now people gathered n asked my friend y he wants 2 rob a begger.He explained to them wat happened n they didn't believe him...moreover crowds were gatherin n some were saying that they have caught a thief.The only saviour that my friend have that day was that the money he gave to dis lady is a mint,n he still has some cash that came with the same money he gave out in the same wrapper.Judging from the numbers on the remaining currencies he has in his pocket n the number on the 1 he gave out, the crowd now believed in wat he said.For the anger n the insult of wat this so called begger claiming not have T-fare where as she had enough did to him......he was forced to collect back his thousand naira note.Honestly after that day, i vowed not to give out alms anymore........cos there are so many stories i have heard concerning it.

I go break hin leg so hin go be real professional lame beggar...but that story funny ooo

oya give her d answer cos i dey see love for dat ya pic

and are you virgin yourself?.na who dey disvirgin them,no be men.