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1  Forum / Religion / Revelation: people planting their seeds in wrong places on: 21-11-2010 01:57 PM
 First of all, I didn’t want to write this in the first place, but my spirit keeps disturbing me to post it online.
Hey peeps,  I had  this vision from our  God almighty , is about people planting their seeds in wrong places, meaning the  vision was saying people planting a lot of (yam) (yam is a food)  in the  soil and when the time came to harvest , is all damaged. Moreover what God was saying is that, people who pay their tithes in wrong churches and giving money to the fake pastors. They will be disappointed, because there would be a time, they would be looking for help and nobody would help them, because they sow their seeds in wrong places.
Conclusion
   The bible tells us that not all whom call in my name will inherit the kingdom of God; nowadays we are experiencing some fake pastors, although we were warned before in the bible, that we shall know them by their fruits. My brothers and sisters, I urge you do not put your title in wrong churches, meaning not all these pastors are real; they are there to make money for themselves.
   I tell you, this should not stop you paying your title to the church; title is very paramount in the eyes of thy lord, all you need to do read your bible and tell God to direct you to the right church. 
If you need further advice about this, please do not hesitate, let me know
                Be careful about the fake pastors    or    anti-Christ
2  Forum / Relationships & Romance / try this trick on your girlfriend ... on: 28-07-2010 06:35 PM
     

   
I never quite figured out why the segxwal urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear,  "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"  Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing segxwal satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either,  Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
3  Forum / Relationships & Romance / Re: profile pictures on: 1-01-2009 11:36 PM
i wanna tell u guys a story..............i met a girl online about few yrs bk........muuu a nigerian girl she was really pretty on her profile.......when i met her in nigeria precisely lagos.........i was really embrassed she was not as pretty as she was in her profile.............wetin man go do in this situation...she was not pretty at all i had to pretend dat not a problem i bought her a drink , after dat i no feel call her again.so my warning becareful
4  Forum / Relationships & Romance / profile pictures on: 1-01-2009 10:24 PM
do u believe profile piture,,,,,,? i was just wondering cos i dont really believe it . they know how to deceive a man . are they really gorgeous as they claimed. ?.......especially ladies ..muuuuuuu they are a lot of pretty girls on naijapals  to start with....vixen,,babygurl,irse the lists is endless
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