| - If you messed up your life, you could press" Alt, CTRL, Delete" and start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on" run"!
- If you need a break from life, click on "suspend"
- Hit " any key" to continue life when ready.
- To get even with neighbuors, turn up the sound blaster.
- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
- "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
- You wouldn't need auto insurance, you'd use your diskette to recover from crash.
- We would click "send' and the kids would go to bed immediately.
- To feel like a person, click on " refresh".
- Click on " close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click on "back".
- Is your wardrobe getting old? click "update".
- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete". |
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