na waaaaaooooo it will never change

i just did but she just comes to my hostel all d time . i just dont want it to look as if am givin her space .. whhat ever am getting her off my mind already..

i met this girl through some hostel female friends . her friends in my hostel .. we spoke and dis babe would ask me if i had feelings and so on . i did say i do and so . i fell for this girl and did ask her out . she refused , she said we could be friends . i told her dat i would only want to be more dan a friend to her .. she refused . we send our selves text messages every minute and i still tryin to plead her to go out with me . she refused . she started actin differently and so on .. i fell really in love with her .but to no avail . she would always tell me not to ask her out dat she would not agree and dat we only could be friends .... i felt heart broken . i still cant get dis girl out of my mind .. and i dont realy fink she understand hw i feel . i called her 1 nite and promise her i would nt ask her out again .. dat i was sorry for even trying to ask her out . but i just cant stop wanting her .. i told her dat any time she feels hurt . dat am dere for her .. i have been trying to get her out of my mind but i cant . what do i do to get her out of my mind and continue my life .....

fanks ..

President Yar"dua, Goodluck jonathan, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Fmr. Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!!! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and goodluck jonathan are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Yar"dua is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Yar"dua must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?" Yar"dua is thinking: "Damn it, jonathan must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Goodluck jonathan is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Yardua again".
Naija toomuch.

A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari in one of the games reserves. He took his faithful pet Waffi dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, this leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly chop me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had
been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," Wetin man (?) go do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "wey this monkey sef. you no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still never come back!!"

Tell me, wetin u think d leopard go do???

you all should keep on .. gat to go sleep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey scorpionheart99  ... we are nt fighting ... was just upset ..well you look sweet  though and nice post ..

ooh i see d guy no complain na...ur friend dey flow with d guy !!!
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na who tell you that ... he was really annoyed no be small ....

but i got more annoyed because of say person drop dat kind thing today for me ...

and its all bulshit .....tell your guy sha sey make him no vex ...

but keep kool sha ..

my guy na doubled192 ... we are skl and room mates ..

but na him go enter my guy first na ...so wetin you expect .. but no vex

listen ironlady .. dont be offended .. i know the guy he was talking to .. cos we in dsame skl okay ..

don't be offended . i was really pissed off with what your friend has written and i would say again don't be offended

so wetin be maga .. mind the way you talk ... i no fit talk to you back cos you b girl .. but if you know dat nigga wey talk those nonsense wey him talk before .. tell am make him no dey yan like that again for him life ..

if na my front him talk like dat .. face to face him go for don hear am .. highest tin call EKE for me ..talking rubish

okay ironlady abi plastic babe i believe you ....but i got annoyed , cos  ur guy dey yan any how ..

make your guy keep quite ... no go think say every body na dsame .. no be every body dem dey yan to like dat okay ..

@Emmanuel4christ na wahh 4 you .. ebi like sey you too get mouth to talk shit about someone ..

na only you go skl for Qatar ehh .. you no fit spell Attitude .. person write attitude correctly and you writing ACTITUTE .. even the computer wey you get suppose reject the spelling .. nonsense men go dey yan shit dey talk as if na dem go skl pass ......

and you Emmanuel4christ you be big phyuked up Nigga .. and stop the way you talk man ....

see as you even spell plane ( plain ) .. na you go skl pass .. talking to Emma .. you are a big fool ..

people like you dem dey run dem down fast ...

your wrong spellings ...

plain ------- plane

actitude ----attitude

Oboy wetin d very girl dooo ..

wey Nigerian are like saying welcome back in a kool mana

omo i no welcome any body ohhh ui pay to get welcomed

Mmmm

Funny girl .. ur mama ... ur papa .. what does dat take off from ur body ... babe be kool lot of 9igerians happen to do that .. u dont even know how u ofend dis person may be by saying trash and u would realy expect some thign more dan ur mama and ur papa .. lol ..

some times i say dat too ..