U dey mad? How u go marry without sex? Wetin u come marry for?

She is so sexy i wish to see her release the button of that jacket.

Tell her to give you her facebook acc password so that you can be mornitoring her from there. Delet any rubish you find there and stop her from giving people her phone number. If she doesn't answer you then she doesn't want you.

Ha Naijaaaa a whole model.

She must be drunk that night and this is more or less a joke.

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Wiz kid u are too gbaski, Lynxx corect u b big boy, Niyola i luv u, Tony Payn what are u doing there when u are supposed to be here giving me nodding? Lol

Wiz kid u are too gbaski, Lynxx corect u b big boy, Niyola i luv u, Tony Payn what are u doing there when u are supposed to be here giving me nodding? Lol

My pals don't worry Jonathan will respond imidiatly they bomb Aso Rock. But that is if they don't bomb him + Aso Rock.

3 drunks hailed a taxi. D taxi driver seeing Dat dey were so drunk & wasted wen they got in, he just
switchd on D engine and switchd it off..., and said we are there. D 1st guy gave him money, d 2nd guy said thanks, but d 3rd guy slapped him .D taxi driver was stunned becos he was hopin dat none of them would have realized dat d car didn't move an
inch. So what was dat 4, d driver askd. D 3rd guy replied control ur speed next time, u almost killed us b4 we got here!

Oh my gosh dis is so crazy i lafd out my i ntestine. Freaking gay.